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01-17-2011, 05:42 PM
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warrior bodhisattva
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Damn You, Autocorrect!
Funny and awkward autocorrect moments on the smart phone.....
Damn You Auto Correct! - Funny iPhone Fails and Autocorrect Horror Stories This one made me lol. A few times: Damn You Auto Correct! Gum
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01-17-2011, 06:28 PM
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Living in a Warmer Insanity
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That's some good laughs right there. Real classics, thanks!
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01-17-2011, 06:31 PM
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warrior bodhisattva
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I know, right?!
Damn You Auto Correct! Chicken Dinner EDIT: OMFG: Damn You Auto Correct! New Paint Color
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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing? —Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot Last edited by Baraka_Guru; 01-17-2011 at 06:34 PM.. |
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01-17-2011, 06:45 PM
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Living in a Warmer Insanity
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Location: Yucatan, Mexico
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Yea, no masturbated chicken for me, thanks.
Not auto correct but I have interesting language issues from time to time down here. Recently I asked a young girl if she'd help me make my hose larger. This last summer I was invited to eat at a restaurant by the owners good friend. The man who owns place doesn't speak much English and my Spanish is far from precise. Anyway the owner, Juan, kept asking the staff to bring samples of all the different types of meals they serve. After tasting 3 or 4 I looked and small plate of meat covered in a black sauce was on the table in front of me, I took a bite and asked "What is this?" To which he responded "is donkey." I must have turned whiter then normal. I looked at him and said "donkey!" "Yea, you know donkey... like ka, ka, ka." At that point his daughter came running out of the kitchen yelling "it's turkey, it's turkey!" Juan said "turkey, donkey are the same thing right?" Umm, no.
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I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club Last edited by Tully Mars; 01-17-2011 at 06:48 PM.. |
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