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Old 02-20-2008, 11:44 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Best job imaginable!

Chief Beer Officer. Yes, you read that right.
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Old 02-20-2008, 11:51 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Man .. to have that job
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Old 02-20-2008, 06:09 PM   #3 (permalink)
Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
 
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Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
that would rock...wonder how much that job pays
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I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...
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Old 02-20-2008, 10:10 PM   #4 (permalink)
Forming
 
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Location: ....a state of pure inebriation.
Drinking the beer is payment enough. That's where all my money goes anyway.
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Old 02-20-2008, 11:36 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Some people have all the luck...
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Old 02-21-2008, 11:23 AM   #6 (permalink)
Wise-ass Latino
 
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Kerkmans is careful not to drink too much, though. After a few sips, he pours out the rest and moves on. After all, he has three more beers to try. And it's not even time for lunch.
Oh, the sacrilege!!!
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Old 02-21-2008, 11:28 AM   #7 (permalink)
... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.
 
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Do they have chief 15 year old single malt scotch officers?
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Old 02-27-2008, 10:57 AM   #8 (permalink)
Master Thief. Master Criminal. Masturbator.
 
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Location: Windiwana
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At first, I thought my friends would be happy for me. Well, it turns out they're just jealous
yeah, no shit. i dont even know the guy and im jealous
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Old 02-27-2008, 01:39 PM   #9 (permalink)
Kick Ass Kunoichi
 
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I want that job, no doubt about it.
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Old 02-28-2008, 07:51 PM   #10 (permalink)
Boy am I horny today
 
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Location: T O L E D O, Toledo!!
Dream job foresure! What a lucky guy.
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