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Old 01-11-2008, 11:43 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Jimmy Motherfuckin' Carter

Perhaps it's the lack of sleep making me say this, but this is the funniest damn thing I've seen in weeks. I love The Onion.

http://www.theonion.com/content/opin...rce=EMTF_Onion

We are all cocksuckers....
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Old 01-11-2008, 02:37 PM   #2 (permalink)
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HAHAHA! Aaah, excellent.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmy Carter
You talk to me about compassion? I'll shove a crucifix so far up the Democrats' asses they'll be asking me to buy them dinner and kiss them good night.
BAAM!
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Old 01-11-2008, 03:01 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Oh yeah, I read that the other day. The Onion is back, and with a vengeance.
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Old 01-11-2008, 03:52 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I love it
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Old 01-11-2008, 05:36 PM   #5 (permalink)
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regardless of what you think about Jimmy F'n Carter, that there is some funny shit.
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Old 01-11-2008, 06:05 PM   #6 (permalink)
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"Is Jimmy Carter gonna hafta choke a bitch?!"
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Old 01-12-2008, 03:42 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Don't fuck with him...

He will bury you in a tonne of peanuts.
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Old 01-12-2008, 06:35 PM   #8 (permalink)
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The funniest thing about that is that if it had actually come out of Carter's mouth last year it would have been the only honest statement from a politician all year.
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Old 01-13-2008, 10:06 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I don't think he really wrote that.

I don't think Mr. Carter cusses like that.
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Old 01-13-2008, 11:35 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I don't think he really wrote that.

I don't think Mr. Carter cusses like that.
Rosalyn would slap him silly if he did.
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