Nancy

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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy.
I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

theguyondacouch

haha, thank you again for this delightful weirdness.

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"Lick my frozen metal ass!"

Siege

Haha, I love the Playboy one!!

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"Your name's Geek? Do you know the origin of the term? A geek is someone who bites the heads off chickens at a circus. I would never let you suck my dick with a name like Geek"

--Kevin Smith

This part just makes my posts easier to find

ratbastid

Thanks again, Nancy! I love these!!

Furry

Oh god... Number one would be sweet, sweet vengeance for having to play doggy-do minesweeper on my way to lectures every morning...

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Furry is the leader of his own cult, the "Furballs of Doom". They sit about chanting "Doom, Doom, Doom".
(From a random shot in the dark by SirLance)

guthmund

The first one is very funny; I have a dog just like that. "Loser!"

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No signature. None. Seriously.

Charlatan

me too guthmund... I am going to mock him from now on.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke