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Old 11-18-2005, 12:14 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Uh oh...has an outbreak begun? Bird Flu Symptoms

Bird Flu Symptoms:
The Center for Disease Control has released a list of
symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the
following, please seek medical treatment immediately:
1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to crap on someone's windshield

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Old 11-18-2005, 04:40 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I heard bird flu has killed 60% of the people that got infected (regardless of health (young/old/etc...). The only reason it hasnt spread is that in its current form it can not be spread human->human, just bird->human. So as long as it doesnt mutate, or if it does mutate as long as we quaratine countries/hemispheres we sould be OK.
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Old 11-19-2005, 11:13 AM   #3 (permalink)
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