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slimshaydee · 10-19-2005, 11:39 PM

A man and a woman were driving down the road and arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reaches over and slices the man's penis off. Angrily, she tosses it out the car window.
Driving behind the couple is a man and his 9-year-old daughter. The little girl is just chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the penis smacks the car on the windshield, sticks for a moment, then flies off. Surprised, the daughter asks her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?"
Not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey."
The daughter sits with a confused look on her face, and after a few minutes she says "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?"

LoganSnake · 10-20-2005, 09:16 AM

One of the few jokes that actually made me laugh out loud.

Brewmaniac · 10-20-2005, 10:10 AM

I liked it, made me laugh too! Thanks

onewolf · 10-20-2005, 07:06 PM

funniest one on the front page by far

SirLance · 10-24-2005, 12:46 PM

Got a belly laugh from me, thanks!

10-19-2005, 11:39 PM	#1 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	Infidelity A man and a woman were driving down the road and arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reaches over and slices the man's penis off. Angrily, she tosses it out the car window. Driving behind the couple is a man and his 9-year-old daughter. The little girl is just chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the penis smacks the car on the windshield, sticks for a moment, then flies off. Surprised, the daughter asks her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?" Not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey." The daughter sits with a confused look on her face, and after a few minutes she says "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?"

10-20-2005, 09:16 AM	#2 (permalink)
LoganSnake We work alone Location: Cake Town	One of the few jokes that actually made me laugh out loud. __________________ Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future. Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques

10-20-2005, 10:10 AM	#3 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	I liked it, made me laugh too! Thanks __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

10-24-2005, 12:46 PM	#5 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Got a belly laugh from me, thanks! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

10-20-2005, 07:06 PM	#4 (permalink)
onewolf Tilted	funniest one on the front page by far