Nancy

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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy.
I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

BigBen

Man oh man, the internet porn one was without a doubt the funniest shit ever!

The books without words cartoon is going to be like that beaver in Las Vegas... I'm not laughing now, but it will haunt me for weeks until I realize how funny it really is, and then it will leave me alone.

This is so good, I want to kill the artist. That's what I do. I restore balance to this world.

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Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.

vermin

Awesome as always, thanks, Nancy.

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If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

Siege

Haha, I loved that Internet porn one

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"Your name's Geek? Do you know the origin of the term? A geek is someone who bites the heads off chickens at a circus. I would never let you suck my dick with a name like Geek"

--Kevin Smith

This part just makes my posts easier to find