SirLance

A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest.

"How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor.

"Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.

A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue "Y" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor.

"Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.

A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a green "M" on her chest. "Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?" asks the doctor.

"No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin. Why do you ask?"

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shazbotus

Ha... thats a pretty good one. Bumping it to the top.

Inquiring Mind

Hahahahahaha.

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But why??

cinnles

hahah, nice.

Daknjak

Very nice...even though Wisconsin's colors are red and white. I know I know, way too picky.

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KungFuGuy

funny stuff. Not sure how the colors would rub off though. sweating a lot mb?

mastertakana

That's a good one, it needs to go back to the top.

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