SirLance

Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died, Robert decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So he went to a singles bar and he searched until he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away.

"Right now, I'm just an ordinary man," he said, walking up to her. "But within a month or two, my father will pass and I'll inherit over 30 million dollars."

The woman went home with Robert, and four days later she became his stepmother.

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Brewmaniac

Great joke! Made laugh, thanks.

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