Brewmaniac

Pantyhose Quiz:

How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?

Now think about it....




Ready?








Answer:

10 little piggies

2 calves

1 ass

1 beaver

an unknown number of hares

and

a fish no one can find.

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Glad-I-Ate-Her

A fish no one can find?!!

Glad

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feelgood

The smell of her...no no zone?

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Brewmaniac

Glad if you ever find a fish let me know!

Brew

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SirLance

That joke is not only funny, it is VERY appropriate, given your handle, Glad!

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nightmare

nice joke, cheers for posting

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License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.