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Old 02-02-2005, 07:19 AM   #1 (permalink)
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the farmers wife....

While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an envelope containing $30 in cash. The farmer confronted his wife, and when asked about the curious items, she confessed:

“Over the years, I haven’t been completely faithful to you.”

“When I did fool around, I put a soybean in the drawer to remind myself of my indiscretion,” she explained.

The farmer admitted that he had not always been faithful either, and therefore, was inclined to forgive and forget her few moments of weakness.

“I’m curious though,” he said, “Where did the thirty dollars come from?”

“Oh that, ” his wife replied, “Well, when soybeans hit ten dollars a bushel, I sold out!”

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Old 02-02-2005, 07:31 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Wasn't expecting that! Haha!
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Old 02-02-2005, 07:31 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Wow That's a lot of soybeans, lol.
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Old 02-02-2005, 07:45 AM   #4 (permalink)
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With soybeans at 0.15 grams per bean that would be 471,869 beans
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Old 02-02-2005, 11:25 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Thats alot of beans.
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Old 02-02-2005, 02:49 PM   #6 (permalink)
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With the same guy....? I'm in awe!

Funny!
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Old 02-02-2005, 06:02 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I'd get sick of the same person!

Yes, that is alot of beans... my god it really is!
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