ranger

A blond is driving through her hometown in her new sports car, showing off what being Prom Queen can do for you when she drives past a guy she jilted in high school in his construction truck. The guy starts to follow her and bulls her over to the side of the road outside town and comes up to her window. He says to himself "She's a blond she will believe anything I tell her."

So he gets out of his car and draws a large circle on the pavement and tells the blond to stay in the circle while he checks out her car. The blond does as she asks, watching the man, who pulls out a knife and proceeds to slash all her tires. When he turns around the blond is hiding a smile.

This just pisses him off.

He then goes to his truck and graps his hammer which he uses to break all the cars windows. As he turns around the blond is giggling.

Now he's ticked.

He goes back to his truck and brings out a sledgehammer which he takes to the collective body of the car. He turns around one more time and the blond is laughing openly.

Ladies and gentleman this man is now the most interesting shade of purple.

He goes back to his truck retrieves a can of gas, and LIGHTS the womans car on FIRE! He turns around panting with exertion and the blond is doubled over on the ground.

He runs over to her and starts shaking her "WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING!!!???"

She replies "When you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle FOUR times!"

frogza

Pretty funny, it was also funny here
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...ghlight=circle

drakers

That was great keep posting.

ranger

To Frogza,

I know its outdated but it never loses its charm


unless you are blond, in which case i apologize