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Old 12-20-2004, 03:32 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The Lawyer's wife

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel.

Her husband, a divorce lawyer, suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice, "Darling," he says. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."

The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45 mph.

"I don't want you to try and talk me out of it", he says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a far better lover than you are."

Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55.

The husband, knowing how to get the upper hand in a divorce proceeding, "I want the house," he says insistently. Up to 60.

"I want the car, too," he continues. 65 mph.

"And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat."

The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him a wee bit nervous, so he asks her: "Isn't there anything you want?"

The wife at last replies - in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I've got everything I need." she says.

"Oh, really?" he says with derision. "So what have you got?"

Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph, the wife turns to him and smiles.

"The airbag."
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Old 12-20-2004, 03:53 PM   #2 (permalink)
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HeeHeeHee...

that got me a funny look from the boss for laughin at the work screen!!!
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Old 12-20-2004, 04:40 PM   #3 (permalink)
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You'd think, being a lawyer, he'd be smarter than to pull that in the car.
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Old 12-21-2004, 07:41 AM   #4 (permalink)
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That will teach him. Good one.
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Old 12-21-2004, 08:03 AM   #5 (permalink)
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That's the most depressing joke i've ever heard.
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Old 12-21-2004, 11:16 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Class. Pure class. Thanks!
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Old 12-25-2004, 11:21 AM   #7 (permalink)
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i've heard this before..but hearing it again ...i still laugh at it!
haaaha
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Old 12-26-2004, 01:28 PM   #8 (permalink)
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haha, nice one
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Old 12-26-2004, 05:54 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 01-08-2005, 11:38 AM   #10 (permalink)
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A lawyer joke and a wife joke in one; loved it.
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