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Craven Morehead · 11-19-2004, 07:50 PM

Just in time for the holidays

Munku · 11-19-2004, 08:04 PM

I wonder who gives it.. Hope she's sexy..

I ordered a multi pack for myself.

hiro-acid · 11-19-2004, 08:12 PM

Man, talk about a price that's hard to beat!

skier · 11-19-2004, 08:20 PM

hahaha hacked

sadistikdreams · 11-19-2004, 08:24 PM

pwnt
haxx0r3d

is what I would say if I couldn't spell.

Man, they got owned. And hacked.

11-21-2004, 07:19 AM

http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html...sin=B0002KPIBO

FailedEagle1 · 11-21-2004, 07:43 AM

That's the first time I've actually LOL . . .

(Why were you looking for . . . .Eh, nevermind)

DEI37 · 11-21-2004, 09:30 AM

What?!?! No picture available? Bastards!!!

stonegrody · 11-21-2004, 12:33 PM

Sweet, free shipping

bernadette · 11-21-2004, 12:49 PM

LMAO

heh. looks like the target site was hacked?
at least they didn't stick the goatse pic up there.......

bernadette · 11-21-2004, 01:04 PM

looks like we need a thread merge on aisle nine.
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=76630

lpj8 · 11-22-2004, 08:26 AM

It looks as if it was an actual product if this website is correct.

Quote:

Target.com sells Anal Massage part deux
From time to time, I lean back in my tattered Aeron chair once rescued from a Bangalore call center's fetid dumpster, inhale deeply from a knockoff Cohiba, and mutter into a lukewarm can of Red Bull, "What a sophisticated, leet lot these BoingBoing readers are."

This is not one of those times.

Following up on a previous BoingBoing post about Target.com selling an item called "Anal Massage," dozens of you gleefully emailed to say you'd spent all night conducting googlevestigation, like so many anal-obsessed Philo Vances packing overheated routers in place of warm pistols. Here's some of the dirt you scraped from the undersides of your gumshoes. Perverts.

BB reader ADM says,

"Mystery solved: A little poking around in the item information for Target's"Anal Massage item reveals an ASIN. This is because Amazon and Target are business partners and ASINs are the unique identifiers used by Amazon. So if you go to Amazon and search for this item's ASIN (B0002KPIBO) you learn that (unfortunately) the item in question is not an actual anal massage, but rather an instructional DVD called "Anal Massage."

Says one reviewer: "It is appropriate for housewives, lovers, massage therapists and everyone interested in deepening the experience of relaxation and pleasure for themselves or for others. The DVD presents an easy to follow hands-on format that is comfortable for all types of viewers." Hands-on and comfortable!

Reader John Todd Larason says,

Target.com is run by Amazon.com, and shares large amounts of code & backend database info. If you take the target.com URL for that item and replace 'target' with 'amazon', (or just take the asin argument and use it directly, ie the url in this link), you get to Amazon's page for the item -- a DVD, "Anal Massage for Relaxation and Pleasure" by the New School of Erotic Touch.

jhartnett says, "More anal massage goodness! If you go to target.com home page and type "anal massage" in the search window you get these results. Seems to be a booming business. Link."

Reader Bob Jones (not THAT Bob Jones -- uh, I think) says, "Praise the Lord! It appears to be an "Adult Health" title, here's a review: Link." (NSFW warning: cover art depicts giant ass-crack with strategically-poised thumb).

Reader Neil Turner says, "Amazon even offers some 'used' Anal Massage you can buy. Link."

And finally, Music to Anal Massage By? Jeremy K. says, "Just thought I'd let you know, that in addition to the item on Target.com for the Anal Massage, they have a Uranus-Self Anal Massage for M music cd. Crazy stuff going on over there at Target! Link"

Nice work, sleuths. Now -- do me a favor. Don't let congress get wind of this, okay

Crack · 11-22-2004, 04:49 PM

http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html...sin=B000038A42

more sales at target!

silent_jay · 11-22-2004, 04:56 PM

This is great

11-19-2004, 07:50 PM	#1 (permalink)
Craven Morehead Custom User Title	Sale at Target Just in time for the holidays

11-19-2004, 08:20 PM	#4 (permalink)
skier Rawr! Location: Edmontania	hahaha hacked __________________ "Asking a bomb squad if an old bomb is still "real" is not the best thing to do if you want to save it." - denim

11-19-2004, 08:24 PM	#5 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	pwnt haxx0r3d is what I would say if I couldn't spell. Man, they got owned. And hacked. __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

11-21-2004, 07:19 AM	#6 (permalink)
zen_tom Guest	On Sale at Target.... http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html...sin=B0002KPIBO

11-21-2004, 09:30 AM	#8 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	What?!?! No picture available? Bastards!!! __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

11-19-2004, 08:04 PM	#2 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	I wonder who gives it.. Hope she's sexy.. I ordered a multi pack for myself.

11-19-2004, 08:12 PM	#3 (permalink)
hiro-acid Upright Location: Middlanowhere, Canada	Man, talk about a price that's hard to beat!

11-21-2004, 07:43 AM	#7 (permalink)
FailedEagle1 Upright	That's the first time I've actually LOL . . . (Why were you looking for . . . .Eh, nevermind)

11-21-2004, 12:33 PM	#9 (permalink)
stonegrody Brooding. Location: CA-USA	Sweet, free shipping __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality. Embrace this moment. Remember. We are eternal. All this pain is an illusion. Tool - Parabola

11-21-2004, 12:49 PM	#10 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	LMAO heh. looks like the target site was hacked? at least they didn't stick the goatse pic up there....... __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

11-21-2004, 01:04 PM	#11 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	looks like we need a thread merge on aisle nine. http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=76630 __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

11-22-2004, 04:49 PM	#13 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html...sin=B000038A42 more sales at target! __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

11-22-2004, 04:56 PM	#14 (permalink)
silent_jay Her Jay Location: Ontario for now....	This is great __________________ Absence makes the heart grow fonder