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RyeZingSon · 10-26-2004, 06:00 PM

A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg, so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem. A few days later he received a parcel with the following note.

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Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate.

Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co.

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The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasized his wooden leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he receives another parcel and a note, which says:

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Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will really look the part.

Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co.

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Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head, so again he writes the company another nasty letter of complaint. The next day he gets a small parcel and a note which reads:

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Dear Sir,
Please find the enclosed bottle of molasses. Pour the molasses over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple.

Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co

Irishsean · 10-26-2004, 06:10 PM

Haha! Great, teach him to complain so much!

KinkyKiwi · 10-26-2004, 08:48 PM

lol! pretty funny indeed

mordret · 10-27-2004, 04:12 AM

hehe ditto ! thanks !

FatherTed · 10-27-2004, 04:19 AM

Ha Ha Ha
Very good.
Thanks for lightening my day !

Ecto · 10-27-2004, 04:24 AM

LOL! Very nice. =)

xepherys · 07-12-2007, 04:16 PM

LOL... actually, that'd make a pretty sweet costume!

mandy · 07-13-2007, 01:03 AM

nice one

lol

SirLance · 07-14-2007, 10:12 AM

That was good!

10-26-2004, 06:00 PM	#1 (permalink)
RyeZingSon Upright Location: Davenport, Iowa	Costume A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg, so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem. A few days later he received a parcel with the following note. * * * * * * * * * * Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate. Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co. * * * * * * * * * * The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasized his wooden leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he receives another parcel and a note, which says: * * * * * * * * * * Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will really look the part. Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co. * * * * * * * * * * Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head, so again he writes the company another nasty letter of complaint. The next day he gets a small parcel and a note which reads: * * * * * * * * * * Dear Sir, Please find the enclosed bottle of molasses. Pour the molasses over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple. Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co __________________ Everyone should have beliefs. I believe I will have another beer!!

10-26-2004, 06:10 PM	#2 (permalink)
Irishsean edited for content Location: Austin, TX	Haha! Great, teach him to complain so much! __________________ There are no absolute rules of conduct, either in peace or war. Everything depends on circumstances. Leon Trotsky

10-26-2004, 08:48 PM	#3 (permalink)
KinkyKiwi "Without the fuzz" Location: ..too close for comfort..	lol! pretty funny indeed __________________ Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps. Play with each other. Play with yourselves. Just don't play with the squirrels, they bite.

07-12-2007, 04:16 PM	#7 (permalink)
xepherys <3 TFP Location: 17TLH2445607250	LOL... actually, that'd make a pretty sweet costume! __________________ The prospect of achieving a peace agreement with the extremist group of MILF is almost impossible... -- Emmanuel Pinol, Governor of Cotobato My Homepage

07-13-2007, 01:03 AM	#8 (permalink)
mandy Addict Location: Port Elizabeth, South Africa	nice one lol __________________ The Imagination equips us to see a reality we have yet to create

10-27-2004, 04:12 AM	#4 (permalink)
mordret Tilted Location: Metz, France	hehe ditto ! thanks !

10-27-2004, 04:19 AM	#5 (permalink)
FatherTed Crazy Location: Ireland	Ha Ha Ha Very good. Thanks for lightening my day !

10-27-2004, 04:24 AM	#6 (permalink)
Ecto Upright	LOL! Very nice. =)

07-14-2007, 10:12 AM	#9 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	That was good! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.