bobby

A teenager comes home from school and asks her mother "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put their dicks?"
"Yes, dear" replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter.
"But then when I have a baby," responded the teenager "won't it knock my teeth out?"


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pta200

HAHAHAHAHA!!

Church

lol, thats a good one. I'll put that in my list of jokes.

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Qazwsxedc

haha. i heard that one a long time ago.. it's still a classic.

sbester

that's a new one for me. Thanks

Kllr Wolf

That is great. My friends heard me laughing, read it and laughed as well.

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KellyC

"kids now days" indeed! That girl must be a blonde.

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Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe?
Me: Shit happens.