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not your typical god-fearing junkie
Location: State of Confusion
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I Declare myself "Sasquatch of TFP"
So I haven't been here in a while, in fact, when I am in here, I don't say much anymore. Haven't had time to be honest.
Thus I declare myself "Sasquatch of TFP". Meaning, when you do see me, you better take some blurry photographs or try to get a plaster cast of my footprints, or a bag full of my droppings, or a lock of my hair, because I won't be back for a while. Wild and elusive, I am the "Wood Ape" of TFP. Call me what you want: Yowie Man (Australia), Sasquatch, Yeti, Bigfoot, etc etc, I'm hard to find and even harder to get a hold of. I suggest you ready your tranquilizer guns and grappling nets, because I won't be here long. ![]()
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the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly |
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see the links to my music?
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
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i fuckin' knew you were lurking around the back country here in B.C.
you're lookin' for the pot right? stop in sometime and we'll have a kokanee.................eh. *and i already have a footprint of your's.* it's hung in the shithouse up at our property up north...........so........i know what you're up to stevieY |
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The Cover Doesn't Match The Book
Location: in a van down by the river
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dude, shave...wax....do something about all that hair!
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SWM, tattooed, seeks meaningful tits and beer. Enjoys biker mags, pornography, and Sunday morning walks to the liquor store. Winners of erotic hot dog eating contests given priority. |
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declare, nsfw, sasquatch, tfp |
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