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A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk, they connect, and they
end up going back to his place. As he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears.

There are hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way
along the floor. Cuddly medium-sized ones are on a shelf a little higher. Huge enormous bears are on the top shelf along the wall.

The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of
teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by this evidence of his sensitive side.

She turns to him invitingly... they kiss...and then they rip each other's clothes off and make passionate love.

After she has an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, and they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it for you?"

The guy yawns: "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."

warrrreagl

Caught me by surprise, good one!

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zf0enix

Funny! That's a good way to get a chick to go all Lorena Bobbit on your ass, though!

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GreenCloud

LOL - well, we know where he works now

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mojoman

do this to a woman and she gets furiour... belive me...=)

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King Tut

Very good one, didn't see it coming.

Cursive

hahahahah
hillarious

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TerresqueÜ

...And that folks is why you don't date carnies!

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Prophecy

awesome... I'd love to try that sometime

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legolas

I'm sorry... I don't think I caught that one.

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Shpoop

lol... pretty good

crackpot

Heh heh, that's strange!

PayUp

caught me of guard, good one

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bbbbbb555

pretty funny, would be fun to try, hahaha

Dunta

silly

fallen_angel

wow thats about special, thanx for the good laugh, would never have thought that one up on my own

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Eowyn_Vala

OMG! That was terribly funny...

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Midlandmadman

that was cute. I actually have heard it before though...still quite funny!

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Arc101

If you do please film it - I want to see if it is possiable to say something like this and survive with your balls still attached