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baaa · 09-03-2003, 10:03 AM

with your post.
If I remain unentertained there will be heck to pay!

rockogre · 09-03-2003, 10:56 AM

Nothing up my sleeve, nothing in the hat, nothing in my lovely assistants head.

Presto, chango, ala KAZAM!

Thank you.

(Performing nightly at the Airport Ramada)

YourNeverThere · 09-03-2003, 12:09 PM

dnd · 09-03-2003, 12:17 PM

ummm have u heard of the new Barbie coming out...shes called "Divorcee Barbie"...she comes with all of Kens stuff!

well i found it funny!

Giant Hamburger · 09-03-2003, 12:21 PM

Hail Baaa!

Can you watch my cat while I go out of town?
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RgDVAvQVNCC7j2AaYhkgqNlv0!W**lRQ8iibFIUCaSir!w2*yAn3xyMUVpsZqnOvTyhNhkQAx6I7497jl!dNZxdXq8SpeHh7*xEr4EIlw4E/kitty.jpg?dc=4675437164367715054[/img]
Feed it brains.
-GH

bernadette · 09-03-2003, 12:39 PM

http://www.people.fas.harvard.edu/~p...h/miniputt.swf

bernadette · 09-03-2003, 12:39 PM

what a sweet kitty, GH.

Giant Hamburger · 09-03-2003, 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bernadette
what a sweet kitty, GH.

Thanks Bernadette.

It was a stray that just wandered up to the house one dark night.
How could I refuse its raspy, gurgling meow?
It's pretty easy to take care of.
-GH

uncle phil · 09-03-2003, 03:24 PM

tinfoil · 09-03-2003, 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Giant Hamburger
Hail Baaa!

Can you watch my cat while I go out of town?
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RgDVAvQVNCC7j2AaYhkgqNlv0!W**lRQ8iibFIUCaSir!w2*yAn3xyMUVpsZqnOvTyhNhkQAx6I7497jl!dNZxdXq8SpeHh7*xEr4EIlw4E/kitty.jpg?dc=4675437164367715054[/img]
Feed it brains.
-GH

For the love of god, feed it something. Anything.

glophead · 09-03-2003, 03:40 PM

Could you watch my cat too?

all you have to do is feed him

he entertains himself

muckluck · 09-03-2003, 03:49 PM

I like boobs!! Look over there boobs!! ahh more boobs. ::drools:: mmmmmmm..... boobs.

bundy · 09-03-2003, 07:26 PM

since you´re already caring for a few cats, could you please also look after my little darlings...

don´t be deceived by their strangely cute appearance... they won´t hestitate to remove your spleen should you turn your back.

Speed_Gibson · 09-03-2003, 07:42 PM

don't mean to impose but you could possibly watch my friendly
Black Mamba

(be careful when petting him)
and
tiger?

you could feed him everybody else's pets as snacks, but you will need plenty of fresh meat for the main meals.

Fly · 09-03-2003, 07:50 PM

damn....

and all i've got to post is a beaver....

Munku · 09-03-2003, 07:56 PM

Is the numer 589?

baaa · 09-04-2003, 06:38 AM

Why is everyone giving me their damn cats!?!?!
Those bastards will try to steal my breath at night.

seethreepo · 09-04-2003, 08:08 AM

1-800-shemale

YourNeverThere · 09-04-2003, 03:24 PM

and take care of my cat

drewg · 09-04-2003, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by glophead

Could you watch my cat too?

all you have to do is feed him

he entertains himself

Hahaha! That's the best cat picture ever!

09-03-2003, 10:03 AM	#1 (permalink)
baaa Banned Location: ville	entertain me with your post. If I remain unentertained there will be heck to pay!

09-03-2003, 10:56 AM	#2 (permalink)
rockogre I aim to misbehave! Location: SW Oklahoma	Nothing up my sleeve, nothing in the hat, nothing in my lovely assistants head. Presto, chango, ala KAZAM! Thank you. (Performing nightly at the Airport Ramada) __________________ Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

09-03-2003, 12:09 PM	#3 (permalink)
YourNeverThere Practical Anarchist Location: Yesterday i woke up stuck in hollywood	no __________________ The Above post is a direct quote from Shakespeare

09-03-2003, 12:17 PM	#4 (permalink)
dnd Psycho Location: London...no longer a student	ummm have u heard of the new Barbie coming out...shes called "Divorcee Barbie"...she comes with all of Kens stuff! well i found it funny! __________________ "Never underestimate a dumb question"-- Brandon Boyd

09-03-2003, 12:39 PM	#6 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	http://www.people.fas.harvard.edu/~p...h/miniputt.swf __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

09-03-2003, 12:21 PM	#5 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Hail Baaa! Can you watch my cat while I go out of town? [img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RgDVAvQVNCC7j2AaYhkgqNlv0!W*lRQ8iibFIUCaSir!w2yAn3xyMUVpsZqnOvTyhNhkQAx6I7497jl!dNZxdXq8SpeHh7*xEr4EIlw4E/kitty.jpg?dc=4675437164367715054[/img] Feed it brains. -GH

09-03-2003, 12:39 PM	#7 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	what a sweet kitty, GH. __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

09-03-2003, 03:24 PM	#9 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	why? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-03-2003, 03:40 PM	#11 (permalink)
glophead Crazy Location: Springfield, VA	Could you watch my cat too? all you have to do is feed him he entertains himself

09-03-2003, 03:49 PM	#12 (permalink)
muckluck Psycho	I like boobs!! Look over there boobs!! ahh more boobs. ::drools:: mmmmmmm..... boobs. __________________

09-03-2003, 07:26 PM	#13 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	since you´re already caring for a few cats, could you please also look after my little darlings... don´t be deceived by their strangely cute appearance... they won´t hestitate to remove your spleen should you turn your back. __________________ Ohayo!!!

09-03-2003, 07:42 PM	#14 (permalink)
Speed_Gibson Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? Location: right here of course	don't mean to impose but you could possibly watch my friendly Black Mamba (be careful when petting him) and tiger? you could feed him everybody else's pets as snacks, but you will need plenty of fresh meat for the main meals.

09-03-2003, 07:50 PM	#15 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	damn.... and all i've got to post is a beaver.... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

09-03-2003, 07:56 PM	#16 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	Is the numer 589?

09-04-2003, 06:38 AM	#17 (permalink)
baaa Banned Location: ville	Why is everyone giving me their damn cats!?!?! Those bastards will try to steal my breath at night.

09-04-2003, 08:08 AM	#18 (permalink)
seethreepo Addict Location: outer reaches of space	1-800-shemale __________________ rub it and see.

09-04-2003, 03:24 PM	#19 (permalink)
YourNeverThere Practical Anarchist Location: Yesterday i woke up stuck in hollywood	and take care of my cat __________________ The Above post is a direct quote from Shakespeare