Use these words in a sentence - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Downtownat10 · 06-29-2003, 06:24 PM

Only one sentence, not a paragraph. The words are:

Pancake
Hammer
Volvo
Labia

GO!

rockzilla · 06-29-2003, 06:28 PM

As I steered my Volvo, using only my labia, I hit the pancakes I made for breakfast with a hammer.

Conclamo Ludus · 06-29-2003, 06:30 PM

I should not have touched her labia while she was driving, her Volvo was hammered into a pancake after the accident.

Meridae'n · 06-29-2003, 06:31 PM

And their off and racing, the Kiwi 'Flat as a Pancake' missed the start badly, she's a clear last, the the philly 'Look at my Hammer' jumped well, so did 'Not Another Fucking Volvo' & 'Lorenzo's Labis'...

That is SO cheating...

Antagony · 06-29-2003, 06:32 PM

While in a rush to get to work, I hopped in my Volvo and consumed my pancake slathered in labia fluid with a hammer I found in the backseat.

Loup · 06-29-2003, 06:59 PM

A Volvo is nothing more than a pancake wrapped around a hammer placed inside a labia.

hotzot · 06-29-2003, 07:06 PM

I was driving my volvo when I saw a labia shaped pancake next to a hammer.

MacGnG · 06-29-2003, 07:27 PM

while i ate pancakes off her labia, she hit a volvo with the hammer.

monody · 06-29-2003, 09:10 PM

As i listened to the song 'if i had a hammer', i ate my pancake and wondered if female volvo's had labias.

(i like djp's reply)

Fremen · 06-29-2003, 10:18 PM

My Christmas wish-list consists of a hammer, a volvo, a pancake maker and an all-access pass to Jennifer Connellys' labia.

Force 10 · 06-29-2003, 11:55 PM

If you touch my girls Libia again, I'm going to run your dumb ass blueberry pancake eating, can't hit a fuckin nail with a hammer to save your god damn life, over with your mommas Volvo station wagon!

boredjerk · 06-30-2003, 01:41 AM

As I hammered the gas on the old Volvo something like pancake batter oozed from Ruprex's girl's labia.

LewisCouch · 06-30-2003, 08:09 AM

"Hammer my labia she demands", as I playfully toss a pancake at her Volvo.

vermin · 06-30-2003, 09:26 AM

When I used a labia hammer on my Volvo, the noise induced pancake vomiting.

Fly · 06-30-2003, 10:06 AM

after i used my hammer on her labia in the backseat of my volvo,we went to ricky's for a pancake and some eggs.

platypus · 06-30-2003, 12:00 PM

As I licked pancake syrup off her labia and prepared to knock the bottom out of it with my engorged love hammer, I smiled at the thought of how similar are the words Volvo and vulva.

Downtownat10 · 06-30-2003, 05:16 PM

So I thought I was going to read these and choose the best, but damn, all of them are great! Extra points to Freman, though, since he incorporated Jennifer Connolly into the sentence!

The Atomic Boy · 06-30-2003, 05:18 PM

Hey Bob look at that Pancake, Hammer, volvo, and Labia over there.

Somenosuke · 07-01-2003, 05:58 PM

You haven't lived until you've experienced the sensation of having pancake mix smeared all over your labia with the handle of a hammer in the back of your Dad's volvo!

06-29-2003, 06:24 PM	#1 (permalink)
Downtownat10 Crazy Location: A Fortified Compound, East Coast	Use these words in a sentence Only one sentence, not a paragraph. The words are: Pancake Hammer Volvo Labia GO! __________________ Heh. Oops. Sorry about that one...

06-29-2003, 06:30 PM	#3 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	I should not have touched her labia while she was driving, her Volvo was hammered into a pancake after the accident. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

06-29-2003, 06:31 PM	#4 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	And their off and racing, the Kiwi 'Flat as a Pancake' missed the start badly, she's a clear last, the the philly 'Look at my Hammer' jumped well, so did 'Not Another Fucking Volvo' & 'Lorenzo's Labis'... That is SO cheating... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-29-2003, 06:32 PM	#5 (permalink)
Antagony Psychopathic Akimbo Action Pirate Location: ...between Christ and Belial.	While in a rush to get to work, I hopped in my Volvo and consumed my pancake slathered in labia fluid with a hammer I found in the backseat. __________________ On the outside I'm jazz, but my soul is rock and roll. Sleep is a waste of time. Join the Insomniac Club. "GYOH GWAH-DAH GREH BLAAA! SROH WIH DIH FLIH RYOHH!!" - The Locust

06-29-2003, 06:59 PM	#6 (permalink)
Loup Pup no More Location: Voted the Best	A Volvo is nothing more than a pancake wrapped around a hammer placed inside a labia. __________________ "If you cannot lift the load off another's back, do not walk away. Try to lighten it." ~ Frank Tyger

06-29-2003, 06:28 PM	#2 (permalink)
rockzilla Junkie Location: The Kitchen	As I steered my Volvo, using only my labia, I hit the pancakes I made for breakfast with a hammer.

06-29-2003, 07:06 PM	#7 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	I was driving my volvo when I saw a labia shaped pancake next to a hammer. __________________ The Bully Boys are here!

06-29-2003, 07:27 PM	#8 (permalink)
MacGnG Know Where!	while i ate pancakes off her labia, she hit a volvo with the hammer.

06-29-2003, 09:10 PM	#9 (permalink)
monody Tilted Location: with the dust bunnies	As i listened to the song 'if i had a hammer', i ate my pancake and wondered if female volvo's had labias. (i like djp's reply) __________________ Wickedness is a myth invented by good people to explain the curious attractiveness of others. -Oscar Wilde.

06-29-2003, 10:18 PM	#10 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	My Christmas wish-list consists of a hammer, a volvo, a pancake maker and an all-access pass to Jennifer Connellys' labia. __________________ Google

06-29-2003, 11:55 PM	#11 (permalink)
Force 10 Had to leave this awesome space	If you touch my girls Libia again, I'm going to run your dumb ass blueberry pancake eating, can't hit a fuckin nail with a hammer to save your god damn life, over with your mommas Volvo station wagon!

06-30-2003, 01:41 AM	#12 (permalink)
boredjerk Insane Location: Antarctica	As I hammered the gas on the old Volvo something like pancake batter oozed from Ruprex's girl's labia. __________________ Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

06-30-2003, 08:09 AM	#13 (permalink)
LewisCouch Insane Location: Pacific NW	"Hammer my labia she demands", as I playfully toss a pancake at her Volvo. __________________ "The gift of liberty is like that of a horse, handsome, strong, and high-spirited. In some it arouses a wish to ride; in many others, on the contrary, it increases the desire to walk." -- Massimo d'Azeglio

06-30-2003, 09:26 AM	#14 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	When I used a labia hammer on my Volvo, the noise induced pancake vomiting. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

06-30-2003, 10:06 AM	#15 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	after i used my hammer on her labia in the backseat of my volvo,we went to ricky's for a pancake and some eggs. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-30-2003, 12:00 PM	#16 (permalink)
platypus Essen meine kurze Hosen Location: NY Burbs	As I licked pancake syrup off her labia and prepared to knock the bottom out of it with my engorged love hammer, I smiled at the thought of how similar are the words Volvo and vulva. __________________ Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

06-30-2003, 05:16 PM	#17 (permalink)
Downtownat10 Crazy Location: A Fortified Compound, East Coast	So I thought I was going to read these and choose the best, but damn, all of them are great! Extra points to Freman, though, since he incorporated Jennifer Connolly into the sentence! __________________ Heh. Oops. Sorry about that one...

06-30-2003, 05:18 PM	#18 (permalink)
The Atomic Boy Tilted Location: Indianapolis	Hey Bob look at that Pancake, Hammer, volvo, and Labia over there. __________________ All problems no matter how complex can be solved with fire and/or duct tape.

07-01-2003, 05:58 PM	#19 (permalink)
Somenosuke Insane Location: The 7th Level..	You haven't lived until you've experienced the sensation of having pancake mix smeared all over your labia with the handle of a hammer in the back of your Dad's volvo! __________________ Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.