Went To the Supermarket - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

fish_oinc · 11-19-2007, 03:42 PM

The new supermarket near my house has an automatic water mister to keep produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and breathe in the aroma of chocolate milk.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the sound of a gentle breeze and the smell of fresh buttered corn.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

DEI37 · 11-19-2007, 03:49 PM

Yeah, I'm thinking I probably wouldn't, either. Thanks for the laugh.

11-19-2007, 03:42 PM	#1 (permalink)
fish_oinc Tilted Location: mountains of va.	Went To the Supermarket The new supermarket near my house has an automatic water mister to keep produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and breathe in the aroma of chocolate milk. When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying. The veggie department features the sound of a gentle breeze and the smell of fresh buttered corn. I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

11-19-2007, 03:49 PM	#2 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	Yeah, I'm thinking I probably wouldn't, either. Thanks for the laugh. __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.