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Brewmaniac · 08-22-2007, 03:40 AM

One day Jack's dad bought a robot.
The robot was special in that it could detect a lie and
would slap the person who lied on the face.
Jack returned late from school that day and his dad asked him,
"Son why are you late from school?".
Jack answered, "Dad we had extra classes today".
Much to his astonishment the Robot jumped
up and slapped Jack on his face.
His dad told him, this robot is special in that he
can detect a lie and will then slap
the person who lied now come on tell me the truth, " Why are you late?"
"Dad I went for a movie",
"Which movie?"
"The Ten Commandments",
Splat... Jack got a tight slap on the face from the robot.
"No dad honest I went for the movie Sex Queen."
"Shame on you son when I was your age I never used to do such shameful things."
Splat, the dad gets a tight slap on the face from the robot.
Hearing all this, Jack's mother comes walking out of the
kitchen saying, "After all he is your son"
The robot steps up and gives a resounding slap on Jack's mothers face.

Lady Sage · 08-22-2007, 04:59 AM

Oh what tangled webs we weave...

Plan9 · 08-22-2007, 06:56 AM

Hahaha... I need one of those things to work on my exwife.

tekaweni · 08-22-2007, 10:51 AM

Good one, thanks!

SirLance · 08-22-2007, 08:09 PM

Oh yeah! Poetic justice!

loganmule · 08-23-2007, 06:58 PM

funny...and I'm guessing all of us would be pretty screwed if such a robot inhabited our collective households

Daniel_ · 08-26-2007, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loganmule

funny...and I'm guessing all of us would be pretty screwed if such a robot inhabited our collective households

I'd be safe.....

SLAP!!

08-22-2007, 03:40 AM	#1 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	The Robot One day Jack's dad bought a robot. The robot was special in that it could detect a lie and would slap the person who lied on the face. Jack returned late from school that day and his dad asked him, "Son why are you late from school?". Jack answered, "Dad we had extra classes today". Much to his astonishment the Robot jumped up and slapped Jack on his face. His dad told him, this robot is special in that he can detect a lie and will then slap the person who lied now come on tell me the truth, " Why are you late?" "Dad I went for a movie", "Which movie?" "The Ten Commandments", Splat... Jack got a tight slap on the face from the robot. "No dad honest I went for the movie Sex Queen." "Shame on you son when I was your age I never used to do such shameful things." Splat, the dad gets a tight slap on the face from the robot. Hearing all this, Jack's mother comes walking out of the kitchen saying, "After all he is your son" The robot steps up and gives a resounding slap on Jack's mothers face. __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

08-22-2007, 04:59 AM	#2 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	Oh what tangled webs we weave... __________________ If only closed minds came with closed mouths. Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open. It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

08-22-2007, 06:56 AM	#3 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Hahaha... I need one of those things to work on my exwife. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

08-22-2007, 10:51 AM	#4 (permalink)
tekaweni It wasnt me Location: Scotland	Good one, thanks! __________________ If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

08-22-2007, 08:09 PM	#5 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Oh yeah! Poetic justice! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

08-23-2007, 06:58 PM	#6 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	funny...and I'm guessing all of us would be pretty screwed if such a robot inhabited our collective households