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Old 05-03-2007, 07:10 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The Whore House

Q. What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?




A. Beat it! We're closed.
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Old 05-03-2007, 07:12 AM   #2 (permalink)
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...and I hope they left a mop and bucket by the door.
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Old 05-03-2007, 07:13 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Nooooo! Remember, we don't want to know!!
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Old 05-03-2007, 08:16 AM   #4 (permalink)
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well that one made me spew my morning mountain dew
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Old 05-04-2007, 07:14 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Good groaner!
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