nrclark

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked okay for a 57-year-old.


We drank a bit, and a had a bit of a snoggle and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.


"What's that?" I asked.


"It a mother and daughter threesome," she said.


I said, "No."


We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.


I went back to her place.


She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: "Mum, you still awake?"

deportes

thats great.

Twizted

That's where you run and scream like a little girl

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SirLance

Yikes! Funny joke, but... yikes!

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absorbentishe

Ahhhh! That was a good one!

MexicanOnABike

haha! didn't expect that!

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Ummmm....No thanks! Funny!

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Brewmaniac

Great joke! Thanks

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Daniel_

Eurch!

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Porkchop

Thats so funny, expected something else.

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neha

very funny indeed !

troit

That would be just my luck...

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