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mike2360 · 04-20-2003, 01:39 PM

There was an old professor who started every class with a vulgar joke. After a particularly nasty one, the women in the class decided to walk out the next time he started. The professor got wind of this, so the following day, he walked in and said, "Class, did you hear about the shortage of whores in India?" All the women stood up and headed for the door. "Wait, ladies!" cried the professor. "The boat doesn't leave until tomorrow!"

BigBallin · 04-20-2003, 02:08 PM

LOL, thats the funniest joke i've heard in a while.

Ronin_Tiger · 04-20-2003, 03:34 PM

lol good one

sbscout · 04-20-2003, 05:24 PM

ahhh! I love the smell of lawsuit in the morning! LOL!

loganmule · 04-20-2003, 06:22 PM

can't wait to share this with the femme libbers

04-20-2003, 01:39 PM	#1 (permalink)
mike2360 Insane Location: Beautiful Van Nuys, California	The Professor There was an old professor who started every class with a vulgar joke. After a particularly nasty one, the women in the class decided to walk out the next time he started. The professor got wind of this, so the following day, he walked in and said, "Class, did you hear about the shortage of whores in India?" All the women stood up and headed for the door. "Wait, ladies!" cried the professor. "The boat doesn't leave until tomorrow!" __________________ justMike

04-20-2003, 03:34 PM	#3 (permalink)
Ronin_Tiger Crazy Location: Cairo, Egypt	lol good one __________________ Assumptions make an ass out of you and mptions....

04-20-2003, 05:24 PM	#4 (permalink)
sbscout Disorganized Location: back home again...	ahhh! I love the smell of lawsuit in the morning! LOL! __________________ Always question authority... it'll keep the bastards on their toes!

04-20-2003, 02:08 PM	#2 (permalink)
BigBallin Upright Location: Seattle	LOL, thats the funniest joke i've heard in a while.

04-20-2003, 06:22 PM	#5 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	can't wait to share this with the femme libbers