Pickup Lines

Well, any other guy in the universe could probably use that line and conceivably get away with it, so your choice is not wholly unjustifiable.

In my case, there's a handy guide available for women if I should approach:

 

You on a roll now!

 

My history with the opposite sex says differently, but that's the best part!



All things considered, I'd rather be this way as opposed to having a bloated sense of self-worth. I've known a few people that overestimate their abilities; I wouldn't be them for all the money in the world.

 

Nerd alert! Nerd alert!

 

I’m a facultative anaerobe.
Perhaps we ferment for each other?

 

More of a "text" pickup line, but still cringe AF!

 

“Me mumbling something about you exciting my electrons to new orbital states.”
And then you walking away……
MMG can you show us how that would look?

 

Pressed for time tonight, so it will have to wait.

However, here's one I found that fits quite nicely!


On a side note, that look on that woman's face is one that is quite familiar to me.

 

This would be me.