Doing the Nasty in the Past-y

Cant't you tell? It was a rope. He had a rope for a penis.
But, WHAT A ROPE!

 

I'd be in for some rope burn.

 

Young Neil DeGrasse Tyson



Because guns.

Talk nerdy to me.

 

And 'burns... Damn.

 

I would do dirty dirty to him. Meowwwww

 

Hmmm. . . Dido. . . about ten years ago.
As for a gay sexual encounter. . . um. . .

Yohio, that Swedish guy who looks like a girl.

 

Hmm ...

Well technically these ppl are from the past and present (since idk the future..haha..sigh..)

Every girl I've had a crush on just not too far back obviously lol .

How about Brittany Murphy and the young great model marylin monreo (uhm spell check sorry) .

The past has women of course but it's loaded with guys who are always trying to be the strongest and made to look their best where as women weren't allowed much until later not that there isn't any (cleopatra but that's some pressure huh lol ..still def cleopatra just bc who else can say that lol) .

 

Otto Von Bismarck. So clever. So very clever.

 

If I were able to insert photos, your eyes would now be feasting Marlon Brando, Raul Julia, and Fidel Castro (in profile!)
The photos would be better than words - conjure them up anyway against your eyelids for a little handsome fun!

 

#deadthreadrevival

Young Bob Ross… what? You can paint my happy little bush anytime



Young Charlie Chaplain—sorry, sir, if I can’t keep silent for you



And, finally, Her Majesty, QE II

 

Something hit me about his looks, & it took a while to register...a young Tim Allen.

 

To be rather shallow, by the standards set by most of y'all.

Pam Dawber wikipedia - Bing

What's sort of strange is I'm not a movie, TV, or celebrity kind of person, but I do like Pam's the girl next door appeal.

 

Russian Sniper Roza Shanina
A reporter asked her how many men she had killed. She said none but she had killed 59 fascists.

 

No, she is as good as anyone else listed in this thread.

In fact, might I suggest the late but lovely Elisabeth Sladen? (from the 1970's)


Pam Dawber with a British accent, basically.

 

Sarah Jane!
Great choice.

 

I was trying to think of a great woman in the past who would be an adventurous lover , so of course I thought of Catherine the Great.

But...
when I researched the stories about her fondness for kink I ran across this :

The Real Story Behind Catherine the Great's Mythologized Sex Life