Hello again

Its been a couple of years since I posted. Internet forums are unfortunately dead, like kids playing outside and free speech online. I'm as much the problem as anyone else in this, and we all tend to follow where the people are most.

So since I started TFP 20 years ago I've ....

Graduated my professional program.

Bought 3 homes, sold one, don't ask its annoying me.

Had two kids. One starts college next year.

Stayed married the whole time.

Been hospitalized twice.

Gained 50 and lost 60 lbs (still on that good side of that one).

Been registered as an adult entertainer (wife and I did a full sex photoshoot recently) was a hell of a lot of fun.

Spent at least 20k hours of my life online gaming, probably much more. I sometimes wonder sadly what I could have accomplished in that time.

Got into guns and own a small arsenal.

Almost divorced.

Had I don't know how many cars, but nothing too fancy, I'm not car people.

Been on 17 cruises, 14 of which were swingers cruises.

Had sex with... I can't really guess how many women.

Been in 5-7 orgies depending on your definition.

Treated about 10k patients (I'm very doxx aware so I'll leave it at that).

Wrote one chapter of a novel which I will say was good enough my wife was upset and wanted to read more after it, and I'll finish sometimes around 2089, I started my JR Martin mode early.

Gained 20 lbs of muscle and lost about 10 of it due to being lazy the last couple of year
s by comparison.

Started testosterone therapy despite very high T levels due to lower free T and just seeing if it improves anything. It doesn't seem to be doing much despite going from 700 to just over 1000.

Turned my wife into a sub sex slave, her desire too, to get over her anxiety, she now refers to me as "master" when I say a code word. This was hard for her to do being shes a control freak but she's been having a lot of fun. She wears a subtle collar. She's doing her first buttplug tonight and she is very grossed out by anal. She's going to learn. I don't even like anal very much, I'm genX and thats more of a millennial porn driven thing, but its more teaching her to let go of her anxieties. She came to realize that I was why her life was fun and interesting, she does fabulous once she starts without me, but she needs me to push. We made that official.

Came very close to murdering someone who hurt someone I know well (I won't expand).

Built 8 computers for myself or more put the pieces together.

Buried my best friend of 30 years.

Took 1000's of photos of my wife nude, shared some with friends, shared some here, even before she was my sub. She's my pornstar and I'm proud of her. She's also an exhibitionist but needs me to help her get past the anxiety again.

Got diagnosed with ADHD, at 50, am on meds, feel exactly the same. I think for some people ADHD is like a superpower with a negative side effect. I wouldn't want to be different, it made some things hard but I got lucky that I'm a very fast processor and have a higher IQ. No humble brag it just all worked for me, even if it made it hard at times early in life. You know you have ADHD when you take 30 mg of Adderall and can go right to sleep.

Went to Disney about 5 times with my kids and wife. My wife turned into a big time Disney fan for a few reasons (She never got to go as a kid, and we had some good early trips, too bad Disney sucks now, parks are dirty, staff is not the same quality, they really fubared themselves).

Had sex with a couple the night after their wedding night (swingers).

Learned my penis isn't an inch below average but 2 above. I thought I was alone but the above couple, the guy is HUNG, like a legit 8.5 and he had no idea until he got divorced and started swinging. I think we men are just programmed to feel inferior there, its quite odd.

Took up kayaking and after a year got bored.

Went from a flip phone, to iphone original fist to IP4, to android.

I'm running late and I'm sure with a few moments thinking I could come up with a lot more for those 20 years.

Its been real people. I've hopefully got 20 more good ones.

 

Man, I should have been a dentist.

...

Post pictures of arsenal.

 

Thanks its been a long while and life has been a crazy trip between boring and insanity. Its really amazing to see how these things pan out over years. I wish I knew where some of my friends in the original TFP ended up in their lives. We were all young and dumb for the most part but getting there.

I can't as they are in a couple of locations, plus probably not a good idea in general.

 

Well Holy Shit. It's wild to see old faces from bygone times.

 

Metal Gear Solid alert noise:

The resident Penthouse Letters guy is worried about posting pictures of toys with the serial numbers blacked out versus the hundreds of mini-doxx posts he has dropped on a scrape-able public forum over however many years that has been auto-archived by crawlers.

Heh. Okay.

At least tell us you've got cool guns to go with the rest of this tiresome wall of hedonism. Correct me... but you smell like a H&K enthusiast.

 

Oh, is this the thread where old assholes post? Looks like I'm in the right place!

 

Possibly.

Will you be an

infrequent braggard,

or tell us you can't
post because none
of your friends are
around?

Sincerely,
An Occasional Asshole

 

Don't you try to label me!

 

M&P and Walther and Sig. My only verboten type are Glocks, I hate the grip angle, very unnatural feeling for me.

 

Hi. It's been a few years for me, too.

 

Welcome back!

Hang around, share some thoughts.

 

Yowsers!

 

Yawners.