Kink test O.o

== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
89% Vanilla
87% Voyeur
61% Exhibitionist
57% Owner
41% Daddy/Mommy
37% Master/Mistress
34% Primal (Prey)
32% Pet
29% Slave
28% Switch
21% Rigger
12% Non-monogamist
11% Submissive
10% Dominant
4% Ageplayer
4% Primal (Hunter)
4% Boy/Girl
3% Experimentalist
2% Brat
1% Rope bunny
0% Degradee
0% Masochist
0% Degrader
0% Sadist


Sounds about right.

 

This thread is just as yummy to read a second time. Such a nice variety of people in here... *fans self*

 

I've thought about how to incorporate another person into my voyeur kink, but it doesn't really work out. Role play is one thing but the thrill comes from seeing something I shouldn't be seeing (downblouse, upskirt, peeks of underwear, nudity, sex). When I know I'm "allowed" to see it, it loses the thrill. Which is all it really is, a thrill. I don't NEED it to get off, it's just nice when I get to see it.

In Game of Thrones there is a scene that shows a couple having sex, then shows a guy watching the couple have sex through a peephole while a courtesan is giving him a blowjob. That would be having your partner on the kink but seems very degrading to the partner.

The logistics is very hard to work out, so I think I'll just leave that as a solitary kink.

 

for some reason this just confused the hell out of me

 

Just curious... how is this degrading to the lover if they are into it as well? I may have misread as pulse is a bit fast from all the tastiness on the TFP today.

--- Double Post Merged, Oct 4, 2017, Original Post Date: Oct 4, 2017 ---

I'm disturbed by the high brat score, not sure why it bugs me, but it is a different sort of self reflection. I do like to get spankings (ya know when my spine is actually aligned lol), so that could account for part of it possibly. Switch, no shock there as there are elements about being Domme and subby that I really enjoy and that depends on the relationship. Ageplayer yep yep true facts, though I am not the diaper wearing baby sort, and honestly could not be with one who is. 50% Vanilla 50% Ginger, Bourbon Caramel, Coffee. lol. Have a Vanilla-ish love <3 except he's a kinky bastard in some ways <3 such as his love of threesomes and that neither of us believe in 100% monogamy. lol. The rest of the scores surprised me not one bit.

 

Trust me, I suck at both.

15 years of this:


Followed by another 15 of the only woman who can attest to my inadequate bedroom skills:


It all makes my data pretty accurate!

 

What I'm worried about @MeltedMetalGlob is that there will come a day when you will find a woman who is into your special style.
The two of you go back into the bedroom, there will be a rumble and all of this pent up passion will explode.
There will be bits of @MeltedMetalGlob all over the countryside and I really worry about the beautiful, young lady you found.

 

I had a few drinks with cold, hard reality over this last night and he assured me that we have a better chance of seeing Trump's tax returns than the aforementioned scenario playing out, so that lucky young lady has dodged a bullet! :D

WAY too much credit, there. If the scenario should somehow happen, (the lady lost a bet, for example) I'll be so old and decrepit that the closest thing to explosive coming out of me would be a pathetic squirt of dust from my dessicated genitals.



One more comment and I'm out (I really had no business posting in this thread in the first place, LOL) - this thread reminded me of the first scene from David Mamet's "Sexual Perversity in Chicago"

Excerpt:

BERNIE: Zip, zip, zip, and she gets into the Flak Suit and we get down on the bed.


DANNY: What are you doing?


BERNIE: Fucking.


DANNY: She’s in the Flak Suit?


BERNIE: Right.


DANNY: How do you get in?


BERNIE: How do you think I get in? She leaves the zipper open.


DANNY: That’s what I thought.


BERNIE: But the shot is, while we’re fucking, she wants me, every thirty seconds or so,


to go BOOM at the top of my lungs.


DANNY: At her?


BERNIE: No, just in general. So we’re humping and bumping and greasing the old Flak


Suit and every once in a while I go BOOM, and she starts in on me. “Turn me


over,” she says, so I do. She’s on her stomach. I’m on top…


DANNY: They got a flap in the back of the Flak Suit?


BERNIE: Yes. So she’s on her stomach, et cetera. In the middle of everything she


slithers over to the side of the bed, picks up the house phone and says “Give me


Room 511.”


DANNY: Right.


BERNIE: “Who are you calling?” I say. “A friend,” she says. So okay. They answer the


phone. “Patrice,” she says, “It’s me, I’m up here with a friend, and I could use


a little help. Could you help me out?”


DANNY: Ah ha!


BERNIE: So wait. So I don’t know what the shot is. So all of a sudden I hear coming out


of the phone: “Rat Tat Tat Tat Tat. Ka POW! AK AK AK AK AK AK AK Ka


Pow!” So fine. I’m pumping away, the chick on the other end is making


airplane noises, every once in a while I go BOOM, and the broad on the bed


starts going crazy. She’s moaning and groaning and about to go the whole long


route. Humping and bumping, and she’s screaming “Red dog One to Red dog


Squadron” … all of a sudden she screams “Wait.” She wriggles out, leans


under the bed, and she pulls out this five-gallon jerrycan.


DANNY: Right.


BERNIE: Opens it up… it’s full of gasoline. So she splashes the mother all over the


walls, whips a fuckin’ Zippo out of the Flak Suit, and WHOOSH, the whole


room is in flames. So the whole fuckin’ joint is going up in smoke, the


telephone is going “Rat Tat Tat,” the broad jumps back on the bed and yells


“Now, give it to me now for the love of Christ.” (pause) So I look at the


broad… and I figure… fuck this nonsense. I grab my clothes, I peel a saw-buck


off my wad, as I make the door I fling it at her. “For cab fare,” I yell. She


doesn’t hear nothing. One, two, six, I’m in the hall. Struggling into my shorts


and hustling for the elevator. Whole fucking hall is full of smoke. Above the


flames I just make out my broad, she’s singing “Off we go into the Wild Blue


Yonder,” and the elevator arrives, and the whole fucking hall is full of firemen.


(pause) Those fucking firemen make out like bandits. (pause)


DANNY: Nobody does it normally anymore.



Peace out! :cool: :D

 

@MeltedMetalGlob you belong here just as much as any other person! It is an odd thread, because I'm an odd person, and I hoped to get people chatting finding out differences, similarities, and just interact together.

 

this just made me....................................... you know....

 

what is normal anymore?

 

I know, cause it happened to me. That... was a great post that got wheels turning.