How do I get my cats to stop taking huge dumps at night?

I missed this earlier.

1. I was drunk. Simple.
2. I still mean what i said. Dog behavior you can change relatively easy. Cats, not so much. And i'm not sure that i understand why they should.
3. Prince, i am truly sorry for my rude reply.
4. Remixer, i really don't need any lessons on manners from you. I have had you on ignore for about a year now because of your behavior toward me. So, really, get off your high horse.

Also, just to qualify something my initial comment was meant to be more funny than mean. I totally understand if that distinction was lost.

 

1. Great.
2. I didn't criticize your advice to him, but your rudeness.
3. That sounds much better. Seriously.
4. If you think your manners are in no need of improvement, you've got a nicely skewed perspective of reality. If anyone is on a high horse, it's you. Honestly, nobody cares who you put on ignore and who you don't. Your "legitimate" reasons for putting me on ignore were as vain and shallow as it got, and this entire issue isn't worth another word.

And yeah, it seems clear that the funniness of your comment was definitely lost.

 

Feelings...

 

But...CatPunting seems so fun...

OP: My only serious reply--could you put the litterbox in the restroom? I'd imagine even in a small apartment, it's sectioned off enough to at least mitigate the smell. Idk about the running around. My buddy's cats used to love cuddling up with me as I slept. That's the extent of my catsperience.

 

Gee, you really have no sense of irony, do you?

 

Relevant, and necessary.

 

I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW POINTLESS I AM AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW I'M GONNA DIEEEE

 

I suppose getting shut of them would do the trick . Failing that you could try setting your clock five hours forward (assuming said cats cannot tell the time )