Food today's food contest

See if you can guess how many calories there are in this monument to ground beef excess:



Once you have taken your guess, go here to see how accurate you were.

Funny, it looks almost alive, with that olive as an eye and that piece of corned beef sticking out as its tongue.

 

I'm guessing RANDOM GUESS. I'll report back.
--- merged: Jun 2, 2014 at 1:28 PM ---
I was wrong, but close. I don't want to spoil it.

 

Uh, you sort of did by giving **** as a "close" starting point.

Before I read your post, my guess was 2200 calories. I'll need to check,
but I won't say how (in)accurate my guess is.

Edit: FTR, the **** are mine,
because I'm such a considerate person (stop laughing, it's true).

 

There, Fixed it for everyone else.

 

I was close, but too high.

Which is good, because it helps to be high when you try to eat that thing.

 

It does look alive, though, doesn't it?

 

Looks like its looking at you

 

That would qualify as a "light snack" in 'Merica I do believe. Just throw in a extra large tub of fries and 64 oz Diet Coke to make it healthy. 'Cause everyone knows that aspertame is good for you.

 

I was 500 too high. Are they trying to kill Dad for Father's Day??