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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. genuinemommy

    genuinemommy Moderator Staff Member

    Dead mouse was in toaster. No longer smells like death
     
    genuinemommy, Apr 10, 2014
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  2. Fangirl

    Fangirl Very Tilted

    Location:
    Arizona
    You did not make toast during the smell of death time span, oh please!
     
    Fangirl, Apr 10, 2014
    #32562
  3. genuinemommy

    genuinemommy Moderator Staff Member

    No. Yuck. I had no appetite during stench, toast would have taken too long to cook in that space. Tt thinks it was electrocuted chewing on an internal wire. Toaster went promptly in garbage. We thought maybe something had died in the vent or something because we cleared traps and the smell lingered.
     
    genuinemommy, Apr 10, 2014
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  4. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    Sleepy....
     
    ralphie250, Apr 10, 2014
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  5. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    Final meeting of a very busy two weeks. Time to switch off.
     
    Charlatan, Apr 10, 2014
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  6. redux

    redux Very Tilted

    Location:
    Foggy Bottom
    redux, Apr 10, 2014
    #32566
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  7. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    My boob sort of got all discombobulated and the nipple wasn't in the cup of the bra and thus not protected by the nursing pad.

    I leaked on my shirt.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Apr 10, 2014
    #32567
  8. Cayvmann

    Cayvmann Very Tilted

    Location:
    Central North Carolina
    Just remember Ralphie. You did do it, whatever it was, and you're so, so sorry. (card and flowers)
    --- merged: Apr 10, 2014 at 12:35 PM ---
    I'm missing the sports module, but otherwise this might be mostly accurate... ( my wife has that module somehow ) ( also it seems I have an extra sex module, which she lacks altogether )
     
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    Cayvmann, Apr 10, 2014
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  9. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    My brain is very similar to a man's brain. My ironing module isn't that big though. Don't even own one. My Toilet aiming is impeccable though.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Apr 10, 2014
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  10. Stan

    Stan Resident Dumbass

    Location:
    Colorado
    I do, the wool setting kicks ass for waxing skis.
     
    Stan, Apr 10, 2014
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  11. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    We bought an iron at a thrift store just for that purpose.
     
    snowy, Apr 10, 2014
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  12. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I should probably not read porn in public.
     
    snowy, Apr 10, 2014
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  13. roachboy

    roachboy Very Tilted

    roachboy, Apr 10, 2014
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  14. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Wow...a TWO whole months at my new gig before someone became petty or particular about an inconsequential thing.
    Pretty good...let's see if it lasts.
     
    rogue49, Apr 10, 2014
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  15. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

    Location:
    Coming soon to a galaxy near you

    Did you do something embarrassing again, my dear?

    Not that I'm complaining, mind you. I'm just sad to have missed it....

    :D
     
    hamsterball, Apr 10, 2014
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  16. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    When 9:30 p.m. means "quittin' early," you know what kind of week I've had.

    Now to look forward to my next day off: Come on, May!
     
    Baraka_Guru, Apr 10, 2014
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  17. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    No, I'm not embarrassed. Just trying to be considerate.

    The pub is blasting Alice in Chains tonight. Love it.
     
    snowy, Apr 10, 2014
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  18. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

    Location:
    Coming soon to a galaxy near you

    There's a distinct difference between doing something embarrassing and being embarrassed, dear snowy. Next time you're in the mood for the former, count me in!

    :p
     
    hamsterball, Apr 10, 2014
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  19. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    Did someone say May???
     
    ralphie250, Apr 10, 2014
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  20. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    The Communists want chocolate. Damn.
     
    Japchae, Apr 10, 2014
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