Pointless Announcements

Please... Does this flick involve gnarly military ordnance? I'll have an erection the whole time.

Gonna need one of those big gold Judge Dredd belted codpieces to keep that thing in check.

 

Jeez, I said explody explosions. I figured that was enough to warrant a semi.

 

Also... is our in-country contact gonna be a sassy, buxom Latina chick that wears one of those Spandex jumpsuits unzipped to her navel?

*codpiece thumps*

Pretty sure Baraka_Guru and I would end up using her like a second-hand foosball table.

 

Interestingly enough, I was considering reanimating the corspe of Charo for this project.

But I'll probably save the effort and cast ZombieSquirrel instead. I can get her for a deflated rugby ball and a sixpack of poseur Oregon beer. There will be a running joke about sexual tension with each of the 3 male leads with the payoff that she's still on sabatical.

 

I just hope my scene with ZombieSquirrel involves a drunken me trying to talk her into a threesome with my MM-1.

A semi? 1%er, please. I've got two modes, man: Storage and ROCK 'N ROLL!

 

First there were TFP stickers. Then came the user quote T-shirts:

 

are you throwing in yet more death scene starring you as a deal clincher? Fairly certain we can get fit in at least 2 or 3 deaths for you if we borrow Plan9 's McGuyver mullet and Fremen 's mustache.

Sounds like a prime candidate for Tilted Film Productions - "We make Michael Bay films look explosion free and plot heavy by comparison"

 

I voluntarily switched to the timeline on FB when it was in beta

 

You boys are so funny.

 

Lovin' the beat.

 

You're going to have to wait until she dies....


She turned 71 (maybe) this year. You may not have to wait long....

 

Ai Ai Ai Ai Ai Ai Ai want one!

 

Thanks man. I think the session went well. The wife had a hard time getting it all out, but I lead off with what an interesting childhood I've had, so my issues were laid bare to start with. I really need to write a memoir. I keep forgetting that most folk don't grow up like that.

The wife cried most of the afternoon and kept apologizing. I told her what's done is done, and what matters is what we do from here on. I can forgive, but if this happens again I'm out.

The therapist was quite good, I thought. We'll be seeing her again next week.

I appreciate all of the support from the good folks at thetfp, it means a lot.

 

Sometimes I don't think I'm trying hard enough, then I try too hard and I fuck it up...