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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I would've lost my shit. I'm sure of it. I'm glad you stayed cool.
     
    snowy, Aug 22, 2012
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  2. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    I read that, and pictured Clapton barely containing himself when you walked in. As he should. :)
     
    Fremen, Aug 22, 2012
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  3. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Very cool. :cool:

    I tell myself that in a situation like that I'd try to get the server to send them over a drink on me in hopes that I could talk to them for a minute or two without obnoxiously inviting myself to invade their space.
     
    Borla, Aug 22, 2012
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  4. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    The people currently hating on the forced switch to Timeline on Facebook are really cute.

    I'm all like, "Oh, I switched to that several months ago. It's really of little consequence and is actually quite handy on rare occasions."

    And then I'm like, "Oh, wait! You're the same people who always groan when Facebook upgrades to a new feature."

    And then I'm all like, "Heh...do you know you're clinging desperately to the thing you railed against the last time?"

    Seriously, people....
     
    Baraka_Guru, Aug 22, 2012
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  5. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Kinda nice to have time to myself at home this morning.
     
    snowy, Aug 22, 2012
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  6. Cayvmann

    Cayvmann Very Tilted

    Location:
    Central North Carolina
    First marriage counselling session today. Wish me luck.
     
    Cayvmann, Aug 22, 2012
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  7. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    "I'M GOING TO LOVE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU."

    I really do hope things go well for you two, brother.
     
    Plan9, Aug 22, 2012
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  8. Jove

    Jove Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Michigan
    Spent most of the day changing encryption on access points.
     
    Jove, Aug 22, 2012
    #13108
  9. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    ...why did he like this? That's just not right.

    I'm taking this man to the strip club.
     
    Plan9, Aug 22, 2012
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  10. shanifaye

    shanifaye Dominissive

    Location:
    Lilburn, GA
    17 days without sex....6 more to go....Im deprived
     
    shanifaye, Aug 22, 2012
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  11. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Have you seen none of his pictures?
    --- merged: Aug 22, 2012 at 4:10 PM ---
    Amateur!
     
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    Baraka_Guru, Aug 22, 2012
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  12. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    He looks so happy in all his pictures!

    Jesus, don't you start on me too, LaBatt Blueballs.

    I'm going to have your nose in a stripper's ass so deep you'll cough G-string for a week.
     
    Plan9, Aug 22, 2012
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  13. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

    Location:
    Who cares, really?
    Ah yes, that whole sexual-repression thing brought back memories from my wedding day...

    MeltedMetalGlob: Yo Padre, before my bride-to-be comes down the aisle, can we talk?
    Minister: Excuse me?
    MeltedMetalGlob: I was thinking about the vows; they're okay as it is, but we need some extra stuff added in, gnome sayin'?
    Minister: I don't think-
    MeltedMetalGlob: What we need is some crap in there about mandatory sexy-time for hubby- can we sandwich that shit in there right next to the "sickness n' death" stuff? Whaddya SAY?

    (MeltedMetalGlob looks closely at the minister, realizes it's a woman)

    Minister: You prattling worm. Get up there by the altar and shut up until it's time to say "I do," or I'll fire-and-brimstone your lily-white ass back to the Old Testament.
    MeltedMetalGlob: Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit.

    (True story, by the way.)
     
    MeltedMetalGlob, Aug 22, 2012
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  14. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Reminds me:

    I was married by a no-shit giant female Fraggle Rock miner person. She didn't have the helmet, but she did have all the other features.
     
    Plan9, Aug 22, 2012
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  15. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    It sounds like as if you are entering your second adolescence...
     
    Lindy, Aug 22, 2012
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  16. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    I know, right?!

    Like omigawd!
     
    Baraka_Guru, Aug 22, 2012
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  17. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

    Location:
    Who cares, really?
    Maybe I just need to start being dark and gritty.
    [​IMG]

    We can refer to this as being the MeltedMetalReboot.
     
    MeltedMetalGlob, Aug 22, 2012
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  18. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    I wish people would educate themselves before they vote:mad:
     
    ralphie250, Aug 22, 2012
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  19. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I'm feeling super lazy and I have a headache...again. WTF is with the headaches this week? That makes three days in a row.
     
    snowy, Aug 22, 2012
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  20. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    I can already see the new line-up for "Expendables 3". 9er. Guru. MMR.

    I like the tagline "Expendables 3 - Red Bull, Vodka and flacid penises [explody explosions]".
     
    the_jazz, Aug 22, 2012
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