Crossing leggs

I've never run across that one, and probably never will... because I'm married!

Welcome to Instant Rimshot <------- ZING!

 

We could make this one #6 on the list:

Notice her posture? It means...

 

Since you're spilling the secrets, might as well come totally clean.
I heard that if it's left leg over right you want the man's head between your legs.
Right leg over left, looking for some cock.
Are you going to admit this or deny it?

 

Wrong. Lordeden and Glory's Sun told me those are the signs for gay guys.

 

Since when has a woman had to send secret signals in order to get a man's head between her legs?
You guys crack me up.

 

What, no Basic Instinct references?

Bush league, TFP!

 

I thought they just made guys egos bigger and wallets smaller. If I was going to waste some serious money I would get something much more useful to me like one of these beauties *drools yet again*
When I first saw these online years ago they were up in the $20k+ range, so the only $12k or so I would need for the model with 78 RPM support and lineout would be a bargain and it would be used constantly.

 

This from the woman that can't shaddup about showcasing the giant, beautiful sacks of fat hanging from her chest?

Surely you jest!

 

Hard to believe that you are trying to figure WOMEN..
FORGET IT...you'll NEVER...
Story about a guy asking GOD to build a bridge from ...... to ....... , GOD says its too far can't be done... guy says ok , then tell me how to figure out women, God says ...you want that bridge 2 lanes or 4

 

...The Fuck
Is this Guy Talking About​

 

It's just a poor response to what might have been for a thread for figuring out women instead of figuring out womens body language.

See, I speak drivel.

 

I mean, I like where this nonsense thread is going... but I'd rather have ChrisJericho chime in with a LOLcat or someone pull a Zeraph.

I guess I'll have to do my own Basic Instinct meme picture.

 

INNER VOICE: ...does Borla explain my jokes when I'm not looking?​

 

#1 Probably, considering the rest of her posture.

#2 Warm jacket, cup of coffee, leaf on ground, arms crossed as well as legs: to me she looks chilly and trying to keep warm.

#3 I can't see her hands or lap. I often sit like this (like now) while resting a notepad, book, etc, on my lap. also could be trying to draw attention to her legs or shoes.

#4 By her facial expression, she looks engaged in conversation. But look at the shoes. She isn't putting much weight straight down on either foot. One is sideways, and the other almost hanging. My first thought is that she has sore, tired feet and can't wait to get out of those shoes.

#5 She appears to be exhausted to me. Long day at work, about to kick shoes off when she figures out where the dog hid her slippers.

Someone mentioned right crossing vs left, and if it means something different. Crossing my right leg at the knees is comfortable. Crossing my left just feels awkward. Crossing either way at the ankles is fine. I'm right handed. Does anyone else have a preference, and are you left or right handed? I'm curious how strongly that plays into it.

 

Thank you Borla,
I guess I shortened it too much, geezze, I thought you guys were quicker....
next time I WILL S P E L L I T O U T

 

I understood your post perfectly. It was funny to read the whole joke written out as well.

 

Speed, that is such an old joke I thought EVERYONE would know....sorry, sorry, SORRY...