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Crossing leggs

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by solaris, Aug 16, 2012.

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  1. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    Toronto
    Trust me:

    If that were actually the case, we men would have figured that out eons ago!

    Just now? In two thousand and fucking twelve? Hells no!
     
    Baraka_Guru, Aug 16, 2012
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  2. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

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    Who cares, really?
    My own personal experience has been:

    If a woman crosses her legs and is sitting, that means she's distracting you from looking at her hands- she's getting ready to pelt you right between the eyes with a baseball, rotten fruit or a lead weight. (usually the latter)

    If a woman crosses her legs while standing, that means she's going to pivot on her lead foot and roundhouse-kick you with the other, so I strongly advise getting the fuck outta Dodge.

    Either way, it ain't good.*



    * - excerpt from my upcoming book, "How to Avoid Getting Your Ass Kicked On the First Date."
     
    MeltedMetalGlob, Aug 16, 2012
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  3. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    All...these...words... I can't...visualize....without....a....picture..... :confused:
     
    Baraka_Guru, Aug 16, 2012
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  4. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    What does it mean if I sit with my ankles crossed but my knees wide apart? This is my preferred posture for sitting at the computer.
     
    snowy, Aug 16, 2012
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  5. Xerxes

    Xerxes Bulking.

    You must want my e-penis.
     
    Xerxes, Aug 16, 2012
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  6. PonyPotato

    PonyPotato Very Tilted

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    Columbus, OH
    And what about me, who sits with one ankle over the opposite knee?
     
    PonyPotato, Aug 16, 2012
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  7. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Tsk...rather, I'm leaving myself open for someone else ;)
     
    snowy, Aug 16, 2012
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  8. Xerxes

    Xerxes Bulking.

    You must be are gesturing to the person sitting on your left, hinting stating that maybe both of you might definitely want my e-penis.
     
    Xerxes, Aug 16, 2012
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  9. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

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    Who cares, really?
    Baraka_Guru, your visual aids as per your request. ;)

    Remember, guys: DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU!
    [​IMG]
    [​IMG]
     
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    MeltedMetalGlob, Aug 16, 2012
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  10. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

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    At work..
    Maybe she's just fucking with you.
     
    ralphie250, Aug 16, 2012
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  11. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    MeltedMetalGlob

    Thanks for enlightening me. It's a cautionary tale...in pictures.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Aug 16, 2012
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  12. solaris

    solaris New Member

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    Europe
    I forgot to mention that she was nude.





    Just kidding.




    I saw a program about body language on Discovery. So inspired by that I am a bit observant than before. Crossing legs have been seemed as classing sign dismissing, but i have also speculated that while body language is a important and powerful the background for are certain behavior can be more complex to interpret.

    Lets say that a wallet is missing, and you ask a colleag or firend if he has seen it. The person you are asking is blushing. The easy conclusion is that the person might be guilty. However it could be that he knows the person who took the money, are embarrassed that this friend is implying that he might have stolen the money, or simply thinking if i blush now every one might think he is guilty.
     
    solaris, Aug 16, 2012
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  13. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    Toronto
    The problem with this kind of situation for me is that, as an "easy blusher," I tend to blush at mere accusations (though more so at playful ones than serious ones I suppose).

    The reason is likely due to the embarrassment of people thinking of my being guilty of whatever the accusation is about, rather than it being a result of any emotional stress from feeling guilt.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Aug 16, 2012
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  14. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    I had a friend who said she could orgasm by crossing and uncrossing her legs. She found it made long board meetings bearable.
     
    Charlatan, Aug 16, 2012
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  15. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

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    Florida
    Hey, we tried, man, but you guys keep fucking everything up with your guns and other penis substitutes.
     
    mixedmedia, Aug 16, 2012
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  16. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Baltimore/DC
    My wife just gave me an extensive discertation on the multitude of variations of women crossing legs
    and their diverse meanings for every situation...

    Me, if I cross my legs because it makes me feel more comfortable. No other reason.
    I will not cross them knee over knee, because I have a dick and balls and this is uncomfortable. Is there any other reason?
     
    rogue49, Aug 16, 2012
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  17. PonyPotato

    PonyPotato Very Tilted

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    Columbus, OH
    I call shenanigans.
     
    PonyPotato, Aug 16, 2012
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  18. MSD

    MSD Very Tilted

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    CT
    More like round peg in the star-shaped hole.
    Body language is very real, but the pop science stuff you see on that kind of show is generally pseudoscientific bullshit.
     
    MSD, Aug 16, 2012
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  19. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

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    Who cares, really?
    Hey, I have plenty of scars to prove it!

    Come to think of it... so does the walrus from the other pic:
    [​IMG]
     
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    MeltedMetalGlob, Aug 16, 2012
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  20. genuinemommy

    genuinemommy Moderator Staff Member

    I have come across a few pictures that express different emotions while crossing (or not crossing) legs. Let's learn the basics of feminine body language.
    #1: I am very interested in everything you have to say.
    (I'm ready to pounce on you with kisses.)
    [​IMG]
    #2: Let me enjoy my cigarette in peace.
    (You're not getting anywhere near my junk.)
    [​IMG]

    #3: I am prim and proper.
    (I'm sitting here trying to be polite, but I'd rather be somewhere else)
    [​IMG]

    #4: I am engaged in a conversation.
    (I'm the First Lady. I'm enjoying this conversation. The last thing I'm thinking about is sex.)
    [​IMG]

    #5: So relaxed.
    (I'm open to anything)
    [​IMG]
     
    Last edited: Aug 17, 2012
    genuinemommy, Aug 17, 2012
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