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Fifty Shades of Choad: 9er and Baraka do chick lit crit

Discussion in 'Tilted Art, Photography, Music & Literature' started by Plan9, Jul 8, 2012.

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  1. Lish

    Lish Very Tilted

    Location:
    Im here, but heart is somewhere else
    If you're viral, then i definately dont want to be second

    Lowest common denominator discussion. Pure the_jazz.
     
    Lish, Aug 14, 2012
    #181
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  2. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    What the fuck is a Baraka_Guru machine?
     
    Baraka_Guru, Aug 14, 2012
    #182
  3. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    I was going to ask the same thing.....but figured it was some sort of man-love/bro thing.

    Hmmm....TFP man love. Sounds like a good premise for 50 Shades of Guru.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Aug 14, 2012
    #183
  4. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Fifty? There is far more of me to go around than that.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Aug 14, 2012
    #184
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  5. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    AKA the Grammar Nazis.

    Clearly a threat since I obviously used the wrong word.
     
    the_jazz, Aug 14, 2012
    #185
  6. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    Fortunately I here people that use there bestest grammar are safe though, breathes ginormous sigh of relief.
     
    Speed_Gibson, Aug 14, 2012
    #186
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  7. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Ah, I'm not a Grammar Nazi. I'm insulted.

    I'm clearly a Grammar Trotskyite.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Aug 14, 2012
    #187
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  8. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Your horn. You're blowing it too loudly.

    Clearly you're a Grammar Bukharinite.
     
    the_jazz, Aug 14, 2012
    #188
  9. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Honestly though?

    I'm a grammar pornographer.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Aug 14, 2012
    #189
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  10. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

    Location:
    Who cares, really?
    Oh, man! That's it. This thread now has everything.

    If this thread stopped here or got locked for decency's sake (please don't) I would still die a happy man. My cup runneth over!

    On second thought- it just needs one more sprinkle of 50-Shade-related Photoshoppery...
    [​IMG]


    *gets on knees, bows reverently before Lish *

    Master! Sifu! Teach me your secrets! ;)
     
    Last edited: Sep 16, 2018
    MeltedMetalGlob, Aug 14, 2012
    #190
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  11. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Stop! I am unsure my panties can take any more.
     
    snowy, Aug 14, 2012
    #191
  12. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    First, I'll capitalize you.

    Then...

    I will punctuate you after splitting your infinitive!

    We both know it's wrong, but fuck it!

    :cool:
     
    Baraka_Guru, Aug 14, 2012
    #192
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  13. Craven Morehead

    Craven Morehead Very Tilted

    Location:
    third rock from the sun
    At least you didn't whip our your dangling participle.
     
    Craven Morehead, Aug 14, 2012
    #193
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  14. Lordeden

    Lordeden Part of the Problem

    Location:
    Redneckhell, NC
    Baraka Guru Presents: 50 shades of Grammar. Where the line between grammar and sex is marked with red ink.
     
    Lordeden, Aug 14, 2012
    #194
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  15. Strange Famous

    Strange Famous it depends on who is looking...

    Location:
    Ipswich, UK
    The way you describe it, this Christian Grey guy sounds like a total cunt.
     
    Strange Famous, Aug 14, 2012
    #195
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  16. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    Save the other shades for the sequel.
     
    Charlatan, Aug 14, 2012
    #196
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  17. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    You might as well call it a saga.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Aug 14, 2012
    #197
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  18. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    Plan9 's panties couldn't take anymore so he switched to those lacy red things he bought from Victoria's Secrets for special occasions. Fortunately the_jazz was the clerk behind the counter that day (second job for him) so he was spared the funny looks and call for security when he asked to try them on.
     
    Speed_Gibson, Aug 14, 2012
    #198
  19. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    the_jazz doesn't work the counter. He helps "measure" ladies for the correct bra size.

    (I love how we can entertain ourselves between chapter reviews.....)
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Aug 14, 2012
    #199
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  20. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    the_jazz, Aug 14, 2012
    #200
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