Sexual fantasy

1. Orange soda.
2. "The Cure for the Common Cumshot"
3. No, the FIST/FUCK (backside) shirt is from a Nine Inch Nails boxed set. Not a big Reznor fan, but I loved the shirt.

 

Best. Shirt. Ever.

 

Yeah. I picked it up at a tattoo convention and have been wearing it to Disneyland ever since.

No, I'm not joking. The employees lose their marbles trying to pretend they don't know what it means.

 

Thanks

 

Thats awesome

 

I have this story idea/fantasy of being on a fancy ocean liner and I keep seeing a very sexy woman who has recently had a baby and she has superb milk filled breasts as I see her breast feeding the baby several times before the ship is wrecked and the woman,baby and I are in a lifeboat in the middle of the sea. We have no food or water and for several days the baby is the only one being fed . Seeing that I am starving to death , the woman agrees to let me suck milk from her breasts and I am in erotic heaven until we are rescued 3 days later.

 

Always happy to do my part to spread a little enlightenment.

 

Sexual fantasy, besides the whole threesome thing would be public/group sex. There wouldn't have to be any mixing. Watching, hearing, smelling (we all know the sex smell... and it's beautiful thing to behold during), and then joining your parter(s) at your own leisure. Unfortunately I had many friends in college that did this on a regular event, but my GF at the time always got uncomfortable at the onset of the kissing... and never could get her to just pay attention to me.

 

This -- NSFW. I would wear this all the goddamned time (at the right male's request).

 

The link works for me. Go to THE RIMBA STORE |Lingerie|Leather|Fetish|Rubber|BDSM|Adult|Medical|Sex Toys|Electro Sex|Vibrators| --> Erotic Body Jewlery --> Penetrating G-Strings --> CLT12 - Women's Scarab Clitoris G-String With Blue or Black Gem in Silver

So pretty. I would buy way too much of their stuff.

 

@ $157 , the right male would have to buy it too

 

Now thats cool

 

Meh, fun-time attire that doesn't look like it came from a Hellraiser movie can cost just as much or more.

Trashy.com, for example.

 

That does look like fun.

 

Sexual fantasies? Let's go to the statistics:

 

It's 2012. It just seems to me that nobody wants to be married and everybody with a penis wants to put it in someone's butt.

It's also better to be a woman these days. As a woman, as long as you're not, ya know, fat or ugly, you can get what you want.

I mean... not too many dudes are going to turn down requests from attractive women that want to tongue-tickle their balls.

"You want me to pee on you? No problem. I'll go chug a half gallon of iced tea right and be ready for you in half an hour."

 

What is a male wow player???

 

Basically this and this.