Pointless Announcements

This thread always does come full circle eventually......if "full circle" means meandering off any and all odd directions.

 

We were speaking of the Beatles...

 

My roommate ran around shrieking for about four minutes.
I killed the bug.
She proceeded to tell me a long story about being molested by a cockroach as an adolescent.
And now there's a massive storm outside... complete with thunder and lightning.
I really need to sleep.

 

I read that as IsoPropyl Alcohol.

Love the print industry for using flammable liquids.

 

Friday, finally.

 

it is friday. perhaps i will go to the airport. perhaps i won't.

 

Do NOT accuse this thread of being the TFP equivalent of The Family Circus as drawn by Billy, Age 8. We're much closer to The Wizard of Id (I'm obviously Rodney).

 

At the airport, bumped up to first class. Not that there really is a difference.
First on so everyone can stare at you, no place to hide. First off to hurry and wait with everyone else to get there luggage. Oh the seats are bigger. Still don't get it.

 

Sweet onion or ranch style sauce on my subway salad bowl ???

 

I think my student worker is hungover. Poor thing.

 

snowy I'm finding that out, we were diverted to palm beach because of terrible storms and sitting on the airplane with them bringing on the drinks. haha I feel pretty good about now. they told us one more hr before we leave for Miami.

 

Guess what this is:


It's the underwire from my bra. Specifically the left boob. My boobs are EPIC as it clearly snapped this in half.

 

I love when that happens.
I prefer to think that mine are Tits of Steel!! and that's why they break the underwires.

 

We should totally get the two of you topless in the same room to see what else they can break.

/I'm assuming they'd break me
//It would totally be worth it
///Yes, I'm fully aware the Monty Python did it first and better
////Still totally worth it

 

I hate you so much the_jazz

 

I was totally expecting Jazz to go in another direction.

Something about how his mouth is really supportive.

 

I gotta keep you coming back somehow. I know I'm best known for dick-and-fart jokes, but I gotta try out new material somewhere.

 

I have one sitting on my dashboard from when I did a surgical removal of the left side while driving on the motorway as it was trying to embed itself in my armpit. I also killed a washing machine with one once.