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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    Oh man, that pissed me off when I heard about that from my buddy. He streams his programming from Netflix and he mentioned it to me.
    I watch my MWC episodes on TBS in the early mornings, so I still get the great intro song, but when I went to watch it on Netflix, it was such a letdown. They could have at least gotten imaginative with the theme song, changed it it around some, but I guess laziness or restrictions played into it.
    This made me almost as angry as them excising a lot of songs on the WKRP reruns/dvd's.
     
    Fremen, Aug 1, 2012
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  2. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    Seriously. I need a breathalyzer on my iPhone and my computer. I liked EVERY status on FB last night. I apparently texted utilikilt all night. I even sent a dirty email. I'm assuming this was all while naked too as that is how I woke up this morning.

    Wine is so tasty and I'm less emo when I drink it.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Aug 1, 2012
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  3. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Note to self - give ZombieSquirrel my email and a bottle of Two Buck Chuck.
     
    the_jazz, Aug 1, 2012
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  4. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    Two bottles. My tolerance is fairly high. Unless I don't eat, which was the case last night.

    I probably signed onto chat...but noone was there. Jerks.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Aug 1, 2012
    #12524
  5. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Is it wrong that I read this and immediately thought of the chick from Raiders of the Lost Ark?

    I know your mancrush, MeltedMetalGlob, would be glad to show up and burn down your bar.
     
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    Plan9, Aug 1, 2012
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  6. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    I'm disappointed. I was hoping to collect another "gross".
     
    the_jazz, Aug 1, 2012
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  7. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    [​IMG]
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Aug 1, 2012
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  8. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    BRB, sending ZombieSquirrel a case of King Estate Pinot w/my contact info to Facetime once she's two bottles in..........
     
    Borla, Aug 1, 2012
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  9. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    King Estate Pinot is the wine I had last night. Weird....creepy.

    You can still send me that case.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Aug 1, 2012
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  10. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
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    Probably licensing bullshit. I know that one of my favorite '80s TeeVee action shows, Tour of Duty, had to replace all the '70s classic rock music when it went to DVD. Major bummer for us fans. You can't have a Vietnam war drama series without all that groovy music... it just doesn't feel right.
     
    Plan9, Aug 1, 2012
    #12530
  11. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

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    Who cares, really?
    Ah, that reminds me of my dating years, when "the bar burned down" was the excuse the girl would give to stand me up.

    [​IMG]
     
    MeltedMetalGlob, Aug 1, 2012
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  12. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Why is it that our top-selling books are so excruciating to read?

    And so loooong.....
     
    Baraka_Guru, Aug 1, 2012
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  13. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
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    What are you talking about, Nigel? 50 Shades of Grey is so goddamn easy it practically reads itself.
     
    Plan9, Aug 1, 2012
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  14. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    I think I'm finally giving into elitism. Life's too short for all this trash.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Aug 1, 2012
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  15. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    C'mon, Baraka_Guru...

    “You must occasionally consume crappy writing like a night of binge drinking cheap beer so as to not take reality so goddamn seriously all the time.”
    —From Zen in the Art of Living (1977), Bray Radbury
     
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    Plan9, Aug 1, 2012
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  16. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    With my literary sensibilities, forcing myself to read crappy writing is like binge drinking boilermakers but replacing the beer and whiskey with windshield washer fluid and Clorox, respectively.

    Not taking reality seriously requires humour or escapism, not beating oneself over the head with sensationalized schlock produced by a hack.
     
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    Baraka_Guru, Aug 1, 2012
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  17. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Mmm, well then... here's a mystery: How can you tolerate my posts?
     
    Plan9, Aug 1, 2012
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  18. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    I've told you countless times, 9er: You're a poet.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Aug 1, 2012
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  19. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    This explains why I read so many cheesy romance novels while doing my English degree.
     
    snowy, Aug 1, 2012
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  20. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Sometimes when I try to type "insert comma," I end up typing "inert coma." I can confirm that these are indeed full-fledged Freudian slips.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Aug 1, 2012
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