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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Oh, baby.

    I don't even know what you're talking about, but, yeah.​
     
    Plan9, Jul 19, 2012
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  2. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    The advent of my day doesn't bode well for the rest of it, I fear.
    Terrible nightmares, fitful sleep, laid in bed through several alarms, accidentally washed a daddy long legs down the drain, found a bug leg in the last clean hand towel, and Roommate Number 2 announced that she had gone outside on the balcony last night to sleep because of the snoring, as she flounced out of bed and into the shower.
     
    Japchae, Jul 19, 2012
    #12082
  3. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    pasco county
    tomorrow they get to staple my mask to a table, with me in it, then zap me with death rays...
     
    uncle phil, Jul 19, 2012
    #12083
  4. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Today I have to leave my country estate. :(
     
    snowy, Jul 19, 2012
    #12084
  5. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    This city is run by idiots.

    The solution to drug and gun crime? Do things that will encourage more drug and gun crime!
     
    Baraka_Guru, Jul 19, 2012
    #12085
  6. Cayvmann

    Cayvmann Very Tilted

    Location:
    Central North Carolina
    They haven't made a death ray yet that's your match UP
     
    Cayvmann, Jul 19, 2012
    #12086
  7. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    Has sort of a James Bond feel to it.....
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Jul 19, 2012
    #12087
  8. Jove

    Jove Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Michigan
    Can a person born in the U.S. take the U.S. Citizen test?
     
    Jove, Jul 19, 2012
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  9. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    Earth
    It's clearly the fault of those things themselves. They're full of evil, you know.

    That and you've gotta be kidding... there aren't any guns in Canada.

    You've got... you know... controls.
     
    Plan9, Jul 19, 2012
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  10. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    I am SO glad guns aren't allowed in Chicago. People might get shot. Fortunately the toughest gun laws in the country keep that from happening.
     
    Borla, Jul 19, 2012
    #12090
  11. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
     
    Plan9, Jul 19, 2012
    #12091
  12. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Controls aren't the issue. The issue is that our bonehead mayor is taking the whole "War on Gangs" stance without having a fucking clue. The whole tough-on-crime bullshit is rearing its head, whilst the core problems go unchecked and unaddressed.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Jul 19, 2012
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  13. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I miss my kitties.
     
    snowy, Jul 19, 2012
    #12093
  14. Tully Mars

    Tully Mars Very Tilted

    Location:
    Yucatan, Mexico
    Found a new house. Not really what I wanted, it's pretty small and has basically no yard. But it has a pool and is about $250 a month. Maybe I'll live there a few years and save up to buy a place down here. Might as well doesn't look like I'll be leaving anytime soon.
    --- merged: Jul 19, 2012 at 5:04 PM ---

    No idea. But you could always take a practice one like this-

    Could you pass a US citizenship test? - Who signs bills? - CSMonitor.com
     
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    Tully Mars, Jul 19, 2012
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  15. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

    Location:
    Who cares, really?
    I'm convinced that the best bantering on this thread happens only when I'm driving (and therefore away from the keyboard). I suppose I could try to join in the fun while on the road, but that could have serious repercussions...

    [​IMG]

    (note: professional moron behind the wheel. Do not try or take as an endorsement for idiocy.)
     
    MeltedMetalGlob, Jul 19, 2012
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  16. SirLance

    SirLance Death Therapist

    Location:
    Where you least expect me
    7 days until I watch netflix exclusivley because nothing will be on regular tv but the olympics.
     
    SirLance, Jul 19, 2012
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  17. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    It's okay, you've got like 29 seasons of Gunsmoke to watch.
     
    Plan9, Jul 19, 2012
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  18. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Fuck you, Angry Uterus.
     
    snowy, Jul 19, 2012
    #12098
  19. SuburbanZombie

    SuburbanZombie Housebroken

    Location:
    Northeast
    The last 4 words she played in Words With Friends were MAN, WHORE, MORALS and AXE.
    Guess I should sleep with one eye open tonight...
     
    SuburbanZombie, Jul 19, 2012
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  20. ring

    ring ░

    gentle me firmly
    until i laugh or bite you
     
    ring, Jul 19, 2012
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