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Adult Science Jokes

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by genuinemommy, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Now THAT'S adult... ;)
     
    rogue49, Jul 14, 2012
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  2. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

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    Q: Why was granite so mean?

    A: Because he’s an igneous bastard...
     
    uncle phil, Jul 15, 2012
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  3. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    And I am as much as a geek/nerd...I should be a guest star. :cool:
     
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    rogue49, Jul 16, 2012
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  4. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

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    Q: Why couldn’t the geranium sleepover with the corn?

    A: Because the corn only had a monocot...
     
    uncle phil, Jul 16, 2012
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  5. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    rogue49, Jul 16, 2012
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  6. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

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    Q: What did the proton say to the electron?

    A: I’m positive we belong together...
     
    uncle phil, Jul 17, 2012
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  7. bobby

    bobby More Than Slightly Tilted ! Donor

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    this is not a joke but at one time in the 80's i think..the best si-fi on tv was "Pigs in Space" and now I just saw "Legos Star Wars"......best ever...xoxoxoo
     
    bobby, Jul 17, 2012
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  8. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

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    An infectious disease walks into a bar. The bartender says: We don't serve infectious diseases in this bar. The infectious disease says: Well, you're not a very good host...
     
    uncle phil, Jul 18, 2012
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  9. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

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    I failed my chemistry exam today. But hey, oxidants happen...
     
    uncle phil, Jul 19, 2012
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  10. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    rogue49, Jul 20, 2012
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  11. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

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    Did you hear about the biologist who was the life of the party? He had to throw out his results. Apparently he had no control...
     
    uncle phil, Jul 20, 2012
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  12. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

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    Q: How many IBM cpu's does it take to do a logical right shift?

    A: 33. 1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register...
     
    uncle phil, Jul 21, 2012
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  13. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    :cool:
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    :cool:
     
    rogue49, Jul 22, 2012
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  14. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

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    Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing...
     
    uncle phil, Jul 22, 2012
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  15. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

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    Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature...
     
    uncle phil, Jul 23, 2012
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  16. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Would this be my experience...if I was born 20 years later??? :rolleyes:
     
    rogue49, Jul 23, 2012
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  17. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

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    Computer Science is the post-Turing decline in formal systems theory...
     
    uncle phil, Jul 24, 2012
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  18. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

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    COBOL programs are an exercise in Artificial Inelegance...
     
    uncle phil, Jul 25, 2012
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  19. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Too Cool, myself... :cool:
     
    rogue49, Jul 25, 2012
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  20. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

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    Enough research will tend to support your theory...
     
    uncle phil, Jul 26, 2012
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