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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    It's a radar system for cheese! What do you expect?!
     
    Baraka_Guru, Jul 12, 2012
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  2. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Yeah, not exactly a DARPA product. Delivery system is a rusty Geo Metro driven by a 26 year old that lives in his mother's basement.

    I leave shirts, not pants. It's part of my Die Hard training. Pants first, pants always. Shirts optional. I can tape my handgun to my back.
     
    Plan9, Jul 12, 2012
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  3. SuburbanZombie

    SuburbanZombie Housebroken

    Location:
    Northeast
    Actually it was a fairly new Toyota Matrix driven by a small, teen aged girl named Ashley. I was surprised they put a driver's name on the tracker.
     
    SuburbanZombie, Jul 12, 2012
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  4. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Wait, what did you order?
     
    Plan9, Jul 12, 2012
    #11804
  5. SuburbanZombie

    SuburbanZombie Housebroken

    Location:
    Northeast
    An average sized teen aged girl named Sandra. They screwed up the order but I didn't return it.
     
    SuburbanZombie, Jul 12, 2012
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  6. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    That's a scenario so ludicrous that even porn screenplay writers won't use it.
     
    the_jazz, Jul 12, 2012
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  7. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    pasco county
    pants?!?

    sheesh...
     
    uncle phil, Jul 12, 2012
    #11807
  8. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    I like the idea of being a pizza delivery chick......but not everyone who orders a pizza deserves a pizza girl.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Jul 12, 2012
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  9. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I have to ship my backpack to Timbuk2 for a warranty replacement. I'm not looking forward to being backpackless for a while, but the shoulder strap is fraying and it's messing with my neck. :(
     
    snowy, Jul 12, 2012
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  10. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    I hate it when people complain vehemently about shit they have when it's already way better than yours.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Jul 12, 2012
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  11. roachboy

    roachboy Very Tilted

    this is a slice of total awesomeness



    people in the chicken suits
    godzilla
    ninjas
    and other stuff.

    that is all.
     
    roachboy, Jul 12, 2012
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  12. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    w00t, the assignment my peers whined about--done, even though the due date got extended to the 24th. Pff. Extra time, who needs it? Not this gal.
     
    snowy, Jul 12, 2012
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  13. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

    Location:
    Who cares, really?
    *reads post, throws autobiography in trash, sheds single tear*
     
    MeltedMetalGlob, Jul 12, 2012
    #11813
  14. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Let me help.

    Better?
     
    the_jazz, Jul 12, 2012
    #11814
  15. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!

    Location:
    Central Republic of Where-In-The-Hell
    The fact that I've nearly gone through a 12-pack of diet soda in less than two days reminds me of why I don't buy soda very often. Time to brew some tea. :eek:
     
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    CinnamonGirl, Jul 12, 2012
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  16. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

    Location:
    Who cares, really?
    [​IMG]

    Not sure- maybe it's all for the best... ;)
     
    MeltedMetalGlob, Jul 12, 2012
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  17. B2653009

    b2653009 Slightly Tilted

    I second the motion!
     
    b2653009, Jul 12, 2012
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  18. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    What if Ed's mom was the pizza girl? And the pizza-orderer was ... Arnold?
     
    the_jazz, Jul 12, 2012
    #11818
  19. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    Oh god, I love the Japanese. :D
     
    Remixer, Jul 12, 2012
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  20. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!

    Location:
    Central Republic of Where-In-The-Hell
    Going through some boxes from home, I found the list that ZombieSquirrel and I (half-jokingly) made, listing pros and cons of two guys I was casually dating, trying to decide if I wanted to pursue a relationship with either of them. "Not Rachem" is on there.
     
    CinnamonGirl, Jul 12, 2012
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