Sex Parties

I think it would be fun to go to a monogamous sex party.

Down in Mexico or Jamaica they have resorts that are setup for this type of thing.

Couples Only Resort Mexico, Desire Resort Spa Riviera Maya - Official Site

 

Ask noodle. I'm pretty sure that it means you're gay, though.

 

Have been there, recently. It's over priced... and I got a great deal, around 120 a night for a "deluxe spa suite." Nothing in the room worked including the spa... or the phone to call and tell someone the spa isn't working. Though after a few days they did fix the phone. The food sucks and I mean SUCKS. It was included and we went out to eat several times. It's couples only but somehow that doesn't stop two dudes from Omaha booking a room and thinking they're going to nail every chick in the hot tub. It's not quite a sausage fest but close. There's signs everywhere in about five languages that read "remember... be polite, be courteous and always remember "no means no." Those signs will not stop fat drunk pasty assed white guys (95% of the guests look nothing like those in the ads, I know you're shocked.) from repeatedly reminding your SO they're interested "in doing her, right here, right fucking now babe!"

My SO really likes to hang out nude and that was the only reason she really wanted to stay there. I think after a few glasses of wine she could have been talked into something with another couple. But the way she was constantly approached and the vulgar come on's were a big turn off for her. Fine by me I only saw about 3 ladies I would have been interested in and they were getting plenty of attention. I'm not interested in getting in line for a public gang bang.

I'm pretty sure this was not what my SO expected and I'm sure she won't be asking to return.

We're headed to Cozumel in early August and there's a couple secluded nude beaches there. She/we can hang out naked and not be bother, likely won't see another person.

 

Years ago, probably. Anymore I'm perfectly happy and satisfied with my girlfriend. Though after a few shots of Jack...
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For the record...

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Here's a little more representative of what you'll find there. Though this picture is from a resort in Tulum it's pretty much what you'll see at Desires but the Desires crowd will be younger.

 

Why can't the world be more like my vision of what the world should be?

I do like the idea of a monogamous sex party. May have to throw my own.

 

Well for what it's worth I've heard Hedonism Resorts might be more like what you're looking for. I had a conversation at the bar one day with a guy from the UK who said Desires and Temptations in Cancun used to be the real deal but are "has beens" now. I know for a fact Temptations used to be a free for all and now it's nothing more then a "topless optional in the pool area" resort with questionable dining options. He said you want to get laid and get laid often go to a Hedonism Resort. Personally that's not really what I'm looking for but it's there if you are.

 

I used to go to these parties all the time. Funny thing is, as soon as I got there the sex had already ended. Or, it hadn't started yet and they were waiting for me to get restless and leave.


Quite frankly, I never saw the hype. Or anything else, for that matter.

 

You know, I always wondered whether you take pics of your poses for each image you create, or do you have like an archive of all types of poses that you then cut and paste into these things?

If archive, then I'd like a hip-thrust pose.

 

When I first started out, I had to take a new pic every time. These days, I have a ridiculous archive. It saves time.

Hmm... don't actually have a hip-thrust pose. Gonna have to work on that...

 

How ever you do it keep it up. I find them hilarious and fun.

 

That is what I was afraid of. And Hedonism is the other one I was trying to remember. Not that I would go, but I would like to go to a exhibitionist/voyeurism resort with someone. I would think that there would be a market for that type of resort, as well as having 'entrance' requirements for age and attractiveness.

Unless there is one with all straight females who are looking to have group sex with a single guy...but I think that will be the first holodeck program.

 

This is a pretty big male fantasy and in my experience it's just that... fantasy. Most guys have plenty on their hands making one women happy yet alone a group of them. So unless you're talking about a group of bi-sexual ladies willing to let you cut in you're going to have several bored chicks watch you have sex with another chick who depending on your energy level and her desired to be watched may or may not be bored as well.

Not that I know from experience of course, just something I heard once.

 

I think they all sound fun (goes off to google welsh inverse reverse gangbangs with plenty of subjugating) after typing all that I'm not sure I'd have the energy to subjugate.

 

A friend of mine had stories. You know, you leave your keys in some sort of container, and then whoever's keys you pick out is who you go home with. This always confused me. If you came as part of a couple, did you bring two separate sets of keys? Or did you have one set of keys, and the person who picked them out went home with both of you? I don't know. I never asked. I kind of wish I had.