Pointless Announcements

Yes, I know. I'm working on the insurance for your employer or one of their larger competitors.

That's a lot of shit.

 

Maybe Plan9 just needs to burn a couch, the_jazz. It'll burn away some tension, too.
I burned trash and one of my couches last night. Now I have more room in the living room, and less stress. Very cathartic.
Kinda sad, too. It was my first couch I bought when I moved out on my own.
They sure burn fast...

 

They let you read the personnel files? *rimshot*

 

Yes they do. And, seriously, would the correct coverpage on your TPS report kill you?

 

Anderson Cooper is out of the closet. It's really no one's business. He's good at what he does. Why does it matter what he chooses to do in bed and with whom?

I am sad though. I was holding on to the hope that he liked women and that I was his one true love.

Oh well. Good for him.

 

You're kidding.

Let's do a quick comparison between, say, Wolf Blitzer and Anderson Cooper. Which one of them probably shaves their legs and gets manicures?

It's pretty obvious old boy was too good for the ladies. Mmm. Granted, John Edwards probably has said habits and he's likely 100% hetero dirtbag.

 

I've been in love with AC since Jr. High when he was on Channel 1. It was a news program blasted in schools to get us youngins excited about current events.

A lot of on air journalists visit the salon. It's a vain profession. Granted, Wolf Blitzer and Andy Rooney aren't as attractive as Anderson, but I bet they don't go to supercuts.

 

He was definitely on in '96.

What about him screamed gay? He was well groomed and didn't have a lady on his arm constantly?

 

Pretty much.

If you put that much effort into your body from the neck up and you're not parading around with a piece of ass in a skin-tight sideboob sheath dress...

Uh.

 

Handsome, great dresser, great hair, intelligent and single? Really? No one that awesome stays single that long.
Plus... Did you hear him giggle?


I can help Plan9 burn the couch in about 10 days or so.

 

Whoa, what are we doing? I thought we were getting drinks. Maybe I'd show you my man cave. Y'know, nothing crazy.

 

After getting Etisalat to set up my internet in 2 days instead of 5, I finally got me a good connection.

Time to kill Afghans and whatnot in Battlefield 3, and be pestered by my SO to play the Mass Effect series.

 

Good for Anderson Cooper. Us ugly guys can only hope that more good looking men come out of the closet, so ladies can lower their expectations our ways. AMIRITE??? Lemme hear it!

 

"Breaking News" - Anderson Cooper "Yes, I'm gay."
Two things blatantly unnecessary to make the headlines - the long-known sexual preferences of Cooper and
'the news' is indeed BROKEN.


Quick someone, start a fucking thread!

 

I honestly never thought he was gay. I thought he was asexual.

 

Happy birthday, snowy! Sincerely wish for a healthy, happy and prosperous XXth* year in your life.

* = Want to ask her age, but I have a long record of getting the evil eye from the female gender for this question.