Pointless Announcements

As a man, I am happy to admit that angry uterus terrifies me.

I pacify the symptoms with wine and chocolate.

 

It's official my kids fully ingrained in the military culture. she just sent me an e-mail and ended it with -Very Respectfully,

In other news a young man she was friends with all through Jr. and Sr. high was just convicted of beating a roommate to death with a baseball bat. Would not have guess he could do something like that in a million years. What do they always say? "He seemed like such a nice guy..."

 

I wonna go

 

Heard all about my shrink's kidney stone today. Session took 10 minutes rather than the usual 5. Had no idea how many 'types' of stones there are. Glad I only have a $7 co-pay.
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Never saw the post...I'm headed up there but waiting on the exact date due to the siding guy for my cottage needing to set the date. Would much rather be there than here.

 

Yeah, my period used to be like clockwork...5 solid days and poof! over. Now, I get spotting, and monthly angry Uterus visits.
Still worth it. Set for birth control for 5 years and I never have to think about taking pills, or shots, or any other of those awful birth control methods. IUD's are worth it.


In other news, my friend sent me this documentary to watch. Took awhile cause I kept getting interrupted, but gosh, very good.
Made me cry. And I recall this story being told back in 2006, read it in the newspaper.

 

So, I've been playing video games with my buddy's 13 yo nephew all week, basically keeping him busy while his mom works this summer, and if I never hear the word "whatever" out of another kid when they disagree with my decision, it'll be too fucking soon.
Parents, you're amazing in your restraint.

 

Having guests over somehow totally empties my wallet.

 

It's my birthday and I've been drinking!!!!!

 

Ear protection is your friend

 

I don't care how old you are, Coca-Cola totally tastes better from a glass bottle.

 

weddings: i hate them.....

why why why must i go???

whyyy?!?!?!?!?!?!?????????????!!!!!!!!! nooooooooo! for the love of everything thats good in this world, i need a good excuse...

i have an hour...i need something believable.

 

NYE plans are shaping up. Of course, as soon as I move back to Dubai I get requests for people to crash at my place and party. My German friend is awesome though, so now I'm already set for a week of drunken stupor.

Tell them you just found out you've got terminal cancer and only got 3 months to live.

 

remixer, dont just 'like' my comment.. i need practical solutions to my dilemma

you're in procurement arent you? ...procure me an excuse....and fast!
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pfft..dude, how do i tell this to my wife???

its not the bride and groom im trying to convince...

speaking of which, she just drove into the driveway. ohgod

 

Look above your comment, man.

Here's another: You just filed for divorce.

I also avoid weddings like the plague. I would simply not go and ay that you caught the flu or had food poisoning when they give you the evil eye.

No clue how SheLish factors into the equation.
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Ah, it's her you're trying to convince.

In that case, get to your car/bike now and RUN FOR IT!

You can always deal with the fallout later.

 

let me get this straight.. i have to tell me wife that im so distraught that i got divorced, that im not going to go to the wedding

first question she's going to ask..."which wife"?

its my wife thats presurring me to go..

my brothers sister in law is getting married..she's 40 and a virgin. ive barely said two words to her in all the 10 years ive known her..

ive never been to a wedding of a 40 year old virgin before.. maybe thats reason enough to go...