Pointless Announcements

you might need to get a pair of those special glasses issued to really fucking stupid people, bg.

 

Borla's an undercover conservative.

Notice the Harley.

Maybe he's already wearing the special glasses.

 

I wanna hear about your first encounter with a half-retarded bird. That'll make you think about selling the thing.

You do have that giant fairing, though. My bike doesn't have a windshield or cup holders or a boombox.

I just have bars and cruising pegs. When I get hit by something, I really get hit by something.

 

Pfft, you will. I used to pull up next to dudes going to work on their giant Harley when I took my bike to college.

I kid you not... half of them had those adult sippy cups hanging from their bars for their morning mud juice.

Blue tooth helmets, sound system, GPS on the "dash," cup holder with stainless steel travel mug.

 

1. Afghans are huge pains in the ass when traveling.

2. Germans continue to prove on an hourly basis that they do not understand the concept of "customer service".

3. When you speed in Holland, their police will speed with you.

4. Never trust the stoned-looking guy at the random foodplace you find while searching for something edible in Amsterdam at 2 am on a weeknight.

5. I love my new fuckpalace. 15' ceilings, fuck yeah! Now to deal with the ridiculous Dubai summer heat...

 

Nelly Furtado's "Turn Off the Light" is playing.

Barista: Oh my god! I remember dancing to this at my 11th birthday party sleepover.

Me (to myself): I remember this song too, but the house I was over....there wasn't much sleeping. I guess you could say we did play twister though.

 

Surprisingly I was in and out in an hour and 20 minutes. I was there to transfer title from IN to Illinois, Obtain personalized plate, and new Registration/Title since I had just bought the car. I was fairly impressed!

I spent less time at the DMV than I did at FUCKING UPS trying to pick up a package last week.
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Whats all this chicago and admins talk in July?

You know the scary thing? Jazz and I will be able to plot so much more effectively when we can do morse code to each other through office windows.


My passport should be back in my hands in the next 7 days. OPERATION TORONTO INVASION IS ON!

No one else bothered to reply to Charlatan's post yet... I'm flabbergasted. Who else is up for shenanagins with me. Meetup is July 22, I am leaving the 21st and back the 23rd. Oh. And as always. I might have a surprise or 2 up my sleeve.

 

this is my state of mind at the moment:

 

Its hot

 

need a nap

 

Fortune from Cookie: The evening promises romantic interests.

I have a date or whatever...so sure. It's such a smart cookie. Actually, if it would have said "You will have a massive bowel movement." I would have been like, "Well, I have been eating a lot of fiber lately."

 

*GASP* TALLIIIIIIIII NOOOOO!!!!!!
I made that mistake too the first time I played, with no idea how drastic the consequences would be. I was so unhappy with my choice, I replayed that part all over again to save Tali.
*cruel* No, Legion...you don't have a soul.... *bang bang bang* mouahahaha

 

Damn that angry Uterus! She is a vicious vixen.
I swear I get more angry Uterus with this IUD than without. Its the only downside, the random angry Uterus spazms.