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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Dog soaked? Check.
    Dog placed under a fan? Check.

    Labs were bred for the frigid waters off the coast of Labrador, not this urban Ontario heatwave bullshit.

    Good luck, Phil.
     
    Last edited: Jun 21, 2012
    Baraka_Guru, Jun 21, 2012
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  2. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Saw this on Facebook this morning and immediately thought that Plan9 would appreciate it:

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    snowy, Jun 21, 2012
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  3. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
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    --- merged: Jun 21, 2012 at 11:30 AM ---
    I just glanced at this and read "Best wishes and DOUGHNUTS Phil." Thoughts are awesome and stuff, but damn if doughnuts aren't fucking fantastic! (I had one for dinner last night so maybe that's why they're on my mind.)

    Anyway uncle phil, I will send you some awesome positive brain wave activity.
     
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    ZombieSquirrel, Jun 21, 2012
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  4. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    That's why I said hit me. :)
     
    Remixer, Jun 21, 2012
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  5. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    DOG: (panting from the heat) What are you doing?

    BARAKA: Oh, I'm just putting the air conditioning in. I noticed you were panting lots today.

    ​
    DOG: (tilts her head at Baraka) Wait a minute. What's an "air conditioner"?

    BARAKA: (plugs in the unit) You know. It cools things down.

    DOG: (shaking her head, continuing panting) I don't know what you mean. How does that work, this "cool things down" thing? Don't tease me!

    BARAKA: Just wait....

    BARAKA fires up the air conditioning unit. The room fills with a gust of cool air within seconds. Both BARAKA and DOG stare at it as it hums away.​

    ​
    BARAKA: (turning to DOG) See? Voila!

    DOG glares at BARAKA.​

    ​
    BARAKA: What?

    DOG: (deadpan) —the fuck you didn't do that days ago?!
     
    Baraka_Guru, Jun 21, 2012
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  6. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    I get to drive the B-car today. :cool:
    Of course, this means I keep losing where I parked in every damn parking lot...
     
    Japchae, Jun 21, 2012
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  7. Jove

    Jove Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Michigan
    I think it is time to watch Battle Royale so I can compare it to The Hunger Games.
     
    Jove, Jun 21, 2012
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  8. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    You should also do this with The Running Man.

    We look forward to the results of your study and the rationale for your methodology.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Jun 21, 2012
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  9. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Mary, Mary, why ya buggin'?
     
    Japchae, Jun 21, 2012
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  10. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Much bloodier, a billionty times more awesome. I freaking love that movie... Battle Royale, of course.
     
    Japchae, Jun 21, 2012
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  11. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    So sleeeepy.
     
    snowy, Jun 21, 2012
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  12. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    This, but he should read the Richard Bachman novel that inspired the movie. It's far better.
     
    Plan9, Jun 21, 2012
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  13. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    I totally need a bad ass mustache.
     
    the_jazz, Jun 21, 2012
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  14. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    I have a feeling you could only grow a peder-ass-stache.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Jun 21, 2012
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  15. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    If you knew what's been going on the last couple of days, you'd take that back.

    That said, it would totally be a peder-ass-stache, and I'd totally rock it. I'd even get a van, maybe with a Neverending Story mural on the side.
     
    the_jazz, Jun 21, 2012
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  16. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Had a small nap. I feel better.
     
    snowy, Jun 21, 2012
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  17. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    Kids these days don't know Neverending Story. Ewwwww...grrrrossss....you'd be trying to attract people MY age who grew up with that. No stache ride for YOU!
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Jun 21, 2012
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  18. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    I would even take one of those.
    It's better than middle-school mustache.


    /Never...ending storrr....yyyyyy...ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah...storrr-yyyyyyy....!
     
    Fremen, Jun 21, 2012
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  19. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Yes!
    I love having a reason to post this....
    Reach the stars, people! Dream a dream!!!


    *Nerdy aside:

    I was just thinking of this movie ten minutes ago as a crazy storm rolled in with fast-moving swirling clouds.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Jun 21, 2012
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  20. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    the_jazz, Jun 21, 2012
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