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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Apparently my geriatric dog now has primary hypothyroidism. That's another med added to the mix. She's now up to four meds taken at various frequencies. At least this new one is pretty cheap. (And pet insurance is da bomb.)
     
    Baraka_Guru, Jun 19, 2012
    #11061
  2. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Waiting for the coffeepot is the slowest part of my morning.
     
    snowy, Jun 19, 2012
    #11062
  3. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    I hate being on conference calls with people who just make stuff up when they don't know the answer.
     
    Borla, Jun 19, 2012
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  4. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    I'm going to have a headache today. I got used to no one stomping around my office. However, today we have electricians working on things and some furniture reconfiguring. Uggggg
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Jun 19, 2012
    #11064
  5. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    I've found masturbation to be a solution to that.
     
    the_jazz, Jun 19, 2012
    #11065
  6. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Watching a magic show and drinking coffee. Good start to the day.
     
    snowy, Jun 19, 2012
    #11066
  7. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    Your poor doggy sounds like my mom. I swear, if she were caught out on the street with all the meds she takes on a daily basis, she'd be arrested for drug trafficking. She has one of those gallon-sized (or maybe larger) ice cream containers full with pill bottles.

    I think the doc just likes to give out prescriptions.
     
    Fremen, Jun 19, 2012
    #11067
  8. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Man Dilemma:

    - Got $100 Zappos gift card.
    - Don't really need anything.

    I guess I could buy socks.
     
    Plan9, Jun 19, 2012
    #11068
  9. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    My own mom is up to something like 20 pills a day.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Jun 19, 2012
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  10. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Sounds like a First World Problem, Plan9.
     
    the_jazz, Jun 19, 2012
    #11070
  11. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    I broke my vibrator. No joke. I somehow broke the twisty knobby thingy that turns it on. I am so sad...and so frustrated.

    No the_jazz. Whatever is going through your mind. NO.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Jun 19, 2012
    #11071
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  12. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Regift it to the ill woman in exchange for 'favors'.
     
    Borla, Jun 19, 2012
    #11072
  13. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    I've been watching a show on bartering on one of the learning type channels.
    You could trade that gift certificate into a potential car, or gun or large human skull bowl. Maybe even get ZombieSquirrel a new vibrator.
    The sky's the limit!
     
    Fremen, Jun 19, 2012
    #11073
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  14. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    What? That Fremen has a great idea? That's a "NO"?

    Wow, I'm going to have to re-examine my priorities.
     
    the_jazz, Jun 19, 2012
    #11074
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  15. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    I do have my eye on a fancy schmancy one. If i wasn't at work, I would look for a link.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Jun 19, 2012
    #11075
  16. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    I really wish that it wouldn't be creepy to sell you a used-once-cleaned-with-alcohol Lelo Gigi Pleasure Object w/ complete packaging.

    Oh, well... it is pretty reassuring to know that she consistently prefers me over toys.
     
    Plan9, Jun 19, 2012
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  17. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Strange Famous?!
     
    the_jazz, Jun 19, 2012
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  18. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    My friend found USED french ticklers online. I told her no.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Jun 19, 2012
    #11078
  19. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    No comment on the pre-owned vibrator from the sleaze gallery?

    I ARE DISAPPOINT.
     
    Plan9, Jun 19, 2012
    #11079
  20. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    You must have higher standards than me. I see that as perfectly reasonable given the description.

    [shrug]

    It's not like you offered a gently used hobbit in return for naked pictures of, say, me.
     
    the_jazz, Jun 19, 2012
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