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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    I think we ought to start a "buy noodle a strap-on" fundraiser for her health. Contributors?
     
    the_jazz, Jun 14, 2012
    #10921
  2. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Pointless unless you're going to somehow wire her new cybercock into her nervous system. That would be pretty cool, though. And waaay scary.

    That and it seems that oral sex makes most women either want some dick to follow up or puts them in the mood to cuddle and tell giggly stories.
     
    Plan9, Jun 14, 2012
    #10922
  3. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Chillaxin' and watching the NBA Finals sans hubby at the spot.
     
    snowy, Jun 14, 2012
    #10923
  4. ring

    ring ░

    egg white seperator.jpg
     
    ring, Jun 14, 2012
    #10924
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  5. SuburbanZombie

    SuburbanZombie Housebroken

    Location:
    Northeast
    One more shift, then vacation.
     
    SuburbanZombie, Jun 14, 2012
    #10925
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  6. Freetofly

    Freetofly Diving deep into the abyss

    Location:
    From Philly USA, living in London UK
    Headed to New York in the morning to the Chinese Embassy. Driving this time. Will need some valium I think...

    Maybe I will run into cynthetiq? Going to the Chinese market afterwards.
     
    Freetofly, Jun 14, 2012
    #10926
  7. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    [​IMG]
     
    Fremen, Jun 14, 2012
    #10927
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  8. Freetofly

    Freetofly Diving deep into the abyss

    Location:
    From Philly USA, living in London UK
    hehehehehe!!!!
     
    Freetofly, Jun 14, 2012
    #10928
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  9. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!

    Location:
    Central Republic of Where-In-The-Hell
    *snort* No. I experimented with the massage setting, but it was a bit much. Felt awesome on my neck, though.


    ha! Like ZombieSquirrel said, those bands were all around when I was in high school in the '90s. If it makes you feel any better, I'll be going to see Def Leppard, Poison, and Lita Ford in August :)
     
    CinnamonGirl, Jun 14, 2012
    #10929
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  10. Tully Mars

    Tully Mars Very Tilted

    Location:
    Yucatan, Mexico
    ^^^ Now that's funny.
     
    Tully Mars, Jun 14, 2012
    #10930
  11. SirLance

    SirLance Death Therapist

    Location:
    Where you least expect me
    Oh, I definitely got a bunch o' years on that whippersnapper Fremen. I iz 52. Not the oldest guy on here, but I think I qualify for dirty-old-man status. Wanna piece of candy, little girl....?
    --- merged: Jun 15, 2012 4:01 AM ---
    Well, DL & Poison I can relate to. Never heard o' that there newfangled Lita Ford. Who is she?
     
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    SirLance, Jun 15, 2012
    #10931
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  12. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!

    Location:
    Central Republic of Where-In-The-Hell
    [​IMG]


    She played guitar for the Runaways in the '70s, and went solo in the '80s. She's totally bitchin'. "Kiss Me Deadly" was her big hit, I think, and she did a duet with Ozzy, "Close My Eyes Forever."
     
    CinnamonGirl, Jun 15, 2012
    #10932
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  13. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Sleep would be awesome right now. But since it doesn't seem to be agreeing with me right now, I guess I'm stuck with you guys. ;)
     
    Borla, Jun 15, 2012
    #10933
  14. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    Let's go grab a bacon cheeseburger?
     
    Remixer, Jun 15, 2012
    #10934
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  15. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member


    Seriously, that sounds pretty good right now. I had one from Five Guys for lunch yesterday. :D

    I've got to leave in a little over an hour so I can drive 5 hours roundtrip for a meeting that is a formality and should take an hour. It's literally just to sign a contract that has already been completely spelled out, agreed upon in writing, and has no negotiations left to cover. While that doesn't sound too hard, it'll be boring (especially the driving part) and I'd rather be riding.
     
    Borla, Jun 15, 2012
    #10935
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  16. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    pasco county
    beautiful day today, and i slept the sleep of the dead last night/this morning...
     
    uncle phil, Jun 15, 2012
    #10936
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  17. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    I'm really not sure what a strap-on has to do with getting to sleep.

    I really don't like waking up already irritable. Dangit. I have five hours of therapy intervention to do today and an hour of paperwork. Yesterday, three employees cried, and one walked out. Can we beat that record today?
     
    Japchae, Jun 15, 2012
    #10937
  18. Craven Morehead

    Craven Morehead Very Tilted

    Location:
    third rock from the sun
    Friday, finally. For the next several weeks, my goals are to make it Friday. All of a sudden my work load just exploded.

    Which is a good thing.
     
    Craven Morehead, Jun 15, 2012
    #10938
  19. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    13 days.

    I'm really craving a Pasta Carbonara / Butter chicken combo!
     
    Remixer, Jun 15, 2012
    #10939
  20. genuinemommy

    genuinemommy Moderator Staff Member

    Beautiful morning!
     
    genuinemommy, Jun 15, 2012
    #10940
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